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Shit that swimming thing for several laps sucks! I forgot about that.

I get in the water, and I'm panting and weezing, I'm feeling my body cramping, my stomach starting to almost want to heave, my eyesight falling into tunnel vision....


And then I began to swim.

It's all I had in the big 75 page file of jokes and gags, many that I picked up from my former gunner when I was on active.

It might have just been left out...or they're in their own catagory.

Now I'm really confused! Are you the "former" SSG Patton, and no longer SSG Patton? Or are you the "former" SSG Patton and still SSG Patton? Or are you the "former" SSG Patton and now civillian Patton? Or are you the "former" SSG Patton and now (insert milita...

Welcome back swoff. I hope you enjoy your year in - who knows, you may decide to stay! Tanker boy - how's about we just call my little warthog friend to dispense some depleted uranium love and be done with it? :lol: Awww...cause that's not as fun! Why ya gotta be callin in the Hand of God here? :P ...

Just a few differences between'em. :D University of Texas. I live in a town where you stand out if you don't have a purple mohawk, facial peircings chained to nipple peircings, a homosexual lover, or hang out at the Magnolia Cafe. More people go to my school than live in Australia. I honestly believ...

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asks the king. "Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west." "What?!?" ...

Rhino1/75 wrote:Banned???, Damn, now we need a new target...

....oh shit....time to man up and pull up to the BP....

If I could edit I would, but let us put that misplaced word back where it belongs... Ahem... I take "jokes" about tankers very seriously Ranger EvilCouch! If I wasn't stuck in my chair I'd leap through the monitor and kick your ass! :twisted: :lol: :lol: You know I've got nothing but love...

EvilCouch wrote:And MORIBUND88, you'd best heed the instructions put out to you. You have no room for mistakes.

It would behoove you to follow this.

I was just curious as to your own weapon's setup, which was why I asked. Looks like some good stuff.

And I'll save that link, place it with a couple others. :) Thanks. :)

RTO wrote:Don't listen to them. They're a bunch of meanies.....I'll be your friend.

He will too. He's known as Ranger Cuddlebear.




or so I've been told...

Dammit, didn't mean to burn you, RBL_M1A2Tanker--meant to hit PM...pushing...looks like there's no edit button anyway. Anyway...re-Welcome, Swoff! Take my and RBL_M1A2Tanker's errors as lessons in Attention-to-Detail. Nothing wrong with an on-the-spot correction. It was the right thing to do in the...

If I could edit I would, but let us put that misplaced word back where it belongs...

Ahem...

I take "jokes" about tankers very seriously Ranger EvilCouch! If I wasn't stuck in my chair I'd leap through the monitor and kick your ass!

borebrush wrote:I guess a "heads or tails" joke woulda been inappropriate.

That's fucked up....but damned if I can't stop laughing too!

I understand that. But even they get at least paid to suck a horses dick for a buck...bonus points if anyone catches that webcomic reference. :)

I'm not even getting those! Factory is broke...