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by Spawn Of Zonk
November 21st, 2008, 9:59 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: New Form Of Payment
Replies: 3
Views: 1384

New Form Of Payment

As some of you may know, here at the Air Force Academy I am required to have three interesting news articles memorized daily for any upperclassman who is curious about current world affairs. I have recently been asked to recite news articles the past few days for a particular upperclassman who insis...
by Spawn Of Zonk
November 20th, 2008, 1:09 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Charlie The Unicorn
Replies: 28
Views: 8658

After watching that I wanted to strangle a fucking cat. :roll: I had the same reaction when rgrokelly showed it too me ....made my teeth itch..... :roll: Ranger Rock Island Ranger, Ranger Rgrpuck, Although I appreciate the input, I would have to say as a good unicorn friend of mine once said, "...
by Spawn Of Zonk
November 19th, 2008, 8:51 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Charlie The Unicorn
Replies: 28
Views: 8658

Charlie The Unicorn

Unicorn Goodness

Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness!
by Spawn Of Zonk
October 23rd, 2008, 11:07 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Addicted
Replies: 21
Views: 5940

Although I can't take credit for this one (it was one of the solutions someone else submitted that I could view after I completed it on my own), it's rather impressive...

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3448853
by Spawn Of Zonk
October 22nd, 2008, 9:05 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Addicted
Replies: 21
Views: 5940

Level 14 is the best I could get for now, I'll post when/if I finish anymore. Apparently a Fantastic Contraption overrides any military or academic studying that I should be doing here. :roll: Here's the link for those interested:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=3401207
by Spawn Of Zonk
August 26th, 2008, 12:23 pm
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Darwin Award Nominee
Replies: 5
Views: 1777

Ranger abnhawk, I would like to thank you for inadvertently saving my ass today. As a fourth class cadet at USAFA, we are supposed to have 3 recent news articles memorized at all times. Unfortunately, this morning I found it more important to browse around on ArmyRanger.com for half an hour as oppos...
by Spawn Of Zonk
August 17th, 2008, 3:17 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Spawn Of Zonk Reports For Abuse
Replies: 42
Views: 11105

Ranger Nomad, Although I would love to say that the talent in the area is abundant, unfortunately it is few and far between. This has the tendency to afflict some poor souls with "Falcon Goggles". Just think beer goggles, except you can't take them off for four years. Thankfully I have yet...
by Spawn Of Zonk
August 17th, 2008, 1:12 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Spawn Of Zonk Reports For Abuse
Replies: 42
Views: 11105

Ranger Preacher, Luckily enough for me, USAFA has strictly blocked any pornographic material and has some rather stingy rules for those caught, as you put it, who "delve into the evils of porn". Obviously they are unaware of armyranger.com and it's plethora of obscenities! Thank you kindly...
by Spawn Of Zonk
August 14th, 2008, 10:08 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Spawn Of Zonk Reports For Abuse
Replies: 42
Views: 11105

RRDTm3 wrote:Pussy, got a call sign yet?
Ranger RRDTm3, I'm waiting to actually have a flight helmet to put a call sign on before I claim I have a call sign!
by Spawn Of Zonk
August 14th, 2008, 1:19 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Spawn Of Zonk Reports For Abuse
Replies: 42
Views: 11105

Ranger Bravo57, Yes i remember. You were the one chewing Copenhagen and you had a Ranger Coin in your pocket, right? :D

Ranger Zonk 1/75, Yes father...
by Spawn Of Zonk
August 14th, 2008, 12:31 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Spawn Of Zonk Reports For Abuse
Replies: 42
Views: 11105

RangerJurena, It seems that after six weeks of BCT without any outside contact, the cadre and upperclassmen more than expect us to spend some time reestablishing our relationships with the real world. Ranger PocketKings, I sent Cartoon Network a Pilot Episode based on a day in the life of a Basic Ca...
by Spawn Of Zonk
August 14th, 2008, 7:58 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Spawn Of Zonk Reports For Abuse
Replies: 42
Views: 11105

Spawn Of Zonk Reports For Abuse

Hello, my name is Wil and I am in fact the son of Ranger Zonk 1/75. I just recently graduated high school in mid June and have been at the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO since late June. I'm currently going through my "Doolie" academic year at USAFA, and am thoroug...

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