Just kidding brother. It's an honor to know you, and to have met you several times. Now, one of your standing orders SHOULD be to share some pictures of... well, this is an open forum so... you know.
Drive on Stud... you will do just fine!
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Spawn Of Zonk
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Ranger Preacher, Luckily enough for me, USAFA has strictly blocked any pornographic material and has some rather stingy rules for those caught, as you put it, who "delve into the evils of porn". Obviously they are unaware of armyranger.com and it's plethora of obscenities! Thank you kindly for your well thought out words, both here and at the Ranger Ranch. I'd also like to add that I was having toenail problems during Basic Training, and followed your example by getting a pedicure.
Ranger GSX, It was also great to get to know you, and I'll see how some of my acquaintances feel about pictures for some dirty old Rangers. :)
Ranger GSX, It was also great to get to know you, and I'll see how some of my acquaintances feel about pictures for some dirty old Rangers. :)
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I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
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Spawn Of Zonk
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Ranger Nomad, Although I would love to say that the talent in the area is abundant, unfortunately it is few and far between. This has the tendency to afflict some poor souls with "Falcon Goggles". Just think beer goggles, except you can't take them off for four years. Thankfully I have yet to find myself with a pair on!
Never Falter, Never Fail
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
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BruteForce
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Welcome, Spawn of Zonk!
Much success in your schooling and future career. I'm envious of the path before you. Stick with it.
On an unrelated note, I'd hate to have to clean the bathrooms in that place, the one handed muscle jerk must be prolific! :D
Much success in your schooling and future career. I'm envious of the path before you. Stick with it.
On an unrelated note, I'd hate to have to clean the bathrooms in that place, the one handed muscle jerk must be prolific! :D
This has the tendency to afflict some poor souls with "Falcon Goggles". Just think beer goggles, except you can't take them off for four years. Thankfully I have yet to find myself with a pair on!
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RangerJurena
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Ah yes, the ingorance of youth..Spawn Of Zonk wrote:Ranger Nomad, Although I would love to say that the talent in the area is abundant, unfortunately it is few and far between. This has the tendency to afflict some poor souls with "Falcon Goggles". Just think beer goggles, except you can't take them off for four years. Thankfully I have yet to find myself with a pair on!
I'd be trying to find a pair of said googles, like yesterday.
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Rock Island Ranger
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Find that funny? Son....pedicures are VERY manly things to do. See, any man who would go into mama Lu's Nail Salon in the middle of Walmart to face the scrutiny of every passing redneck has KING KONG Balls. Thats right. I AM the holder of King Kong balls.Spawn Of Zonk wrote: I'd also like to add that I was having toenail problems during Basic Training, and followed your example by getting a pedicure.
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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BruteForce
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You keep HOLDING them, and I'll keep owning/having them! :DRock Island Ranger wrote:Thats right. I AM the holder of King Kong balls.
...On 2nd thought, that may not sound right either!
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Rock Island Ranger
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BruteForce wrote:You keep HOLDING them, and I'll keep owning/having them! :DRock Island Ranger wrote:Thats right. I AM the holder of King Kong balls.
Uhhhhh, yea....go with that. :?
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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289sotherhalf
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Methinks he has to hold them because of gravity issues that coincide with age!!! :DRock Island Ranger wrote:Find that funny? Son....pedicures are VERY manly things to do. See, any man who would go into mama Lu's Nail Salon in the middle of Walmart to face the scrutiny of every passing redneck has KING KONG Balls. Thats right. I AM the holder of King Kong balls.Spawn Of Zonk wrote: I'd also like to add that I was having toenail problems during Basic Training, and followed your example by getting a pedicure.
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"Hard and Cold for the Black and Gold"
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