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Post by Spawn Of Zonk »

Ranger Bravo57, Yes i remember. You were the one chewing Copenhagen and you had a Ranger Coin in your pocket, right? :D

Ranger Zonk 1/75, Yes father...
Never Falter, Never Fail

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And that has made all the difference."
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No family squabbles or I'll have to lock the thread...
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RangerJurena wrote:No family squabbles or I'll have to lock the thread...
Oh shit, I better hurry and say howdy Wil afore this thread gets locked.
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Post by Ardent Lady »

So, the young stud checks in. Good for you.

Welcome, Wil. I'm sure all your talents and abilities will serve you well at the Academy, just choose carefully which ones you use when. ;)

I don't know if your Ranger father could be more proud of you than he is already, but I'm sure the best is yet to come. You already know about not quitting, so stay safe and do good.
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Welcome, Junior Bird Man. While you are contemplating your future plans, which may very well change as you gain more independent experiences, you might want to inquire about the Academy Exchange Programs. Then, if you are lucky enough, you will get to broaden those experiences with some time at THE ACADEMY, my alma-mater, or if you are really unlucky, then to the crabs at Annapolis.
Enjoy the journey as you will be fashioning friendships for your lifetime with some absolutely great guys ...
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Post by centermass »

Zonk 1/75 wrote:WTF? Shouldn't you be studying?

Mind your manners here boy..............
Spawn Of Zonk wrote:Ranger LRP1, Although I am well versed in my father’s talent of flatulence, he has revealed none of his safely hidden secrets. And frankly, I do not want to dive too deep to try and discover them.

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Post by CWeber »

Spawn Of Zonk wrote:Ranger Bravo57, Yes i remember. You were the one chewing Copenhagen and you had a Ranger Coin in your pocket, right? :D

Ranger Zonk 1/75, Yes father...
No. That was me. Pay attention to detail! :D
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Welcome.... :lol:
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RRDTm3 wrote:Pussy, got a call sign yet?
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Post by Spawn Of Zonk »

RRDTm3 wrote:Pussy, got a call sign yet?
Ranger RRDTm3, I'm waiting to actually have a flight helmet to put a call sign on before I claim I have a call sign!
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I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
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Post by McD »

Welcome Wil !
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Post by Gordo173 »

Welcome Cadet. You never met me, you're Dad did at his first trip out to the Ranch.

Personally, I think the boy needs access to the 'RedLight District' or as a minimum at least the 'Medical Aid' thread. But hey that's just me! :twisted:
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Gordo173 wrote:Welcome Cadet. You never met me, you're Dad did at his first trip out to the Ranch.

Personally, I think the boy needs access to the 'RedLight District' or as a minimum at least the 'Medical Aid' thread. But hey that's just me! :twisted:
My son, Im the Pastor and pay no attention to the half indian fucktard who advised you to delve into the evils of porn. It will serve no purpose other than fuck up your sheets, socks, wash rags, pillow, floor, windows, walls, roommates, uniforms, neckties, lockers, rugs, doors, ........... :shock: ......well......did for me anyhow.

Glad you stopped by. Good to have met another stick junkie...enjoyed chunking the ball with you. Now, since you are kinda like one of us....take a knee bone head whist I say some Pastoral words over your minature carcass.

"O' GRITS (Great Ranger In The Sky) We beseech thee O God of war, of everything wet and nasty to bless this young spawn of evil (sorry Zonk...but you are ya know) and giveth unto him that which he richly deserves. We know you will decide exactly WHAT that will be. Casteth his eyes away from all things Ranger for it will be an impediment to his soul. Diverteth his mind from Ranger things for his classmates will thinketh him...sick. Giveth him warm sammichs and cold milk (cause the fucker aint old enough to drink) and keepeth his mind pure.
Best I can do for you on short notice. Now go prosper shitbird. :wink:
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