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Spawn Of Zonk · Post by **Spawn Of Zonk** » November 21st, 2008, 9:59 pm

As some of you may know, here at the Air Force Academy I am required to have three interesting news articles memorized daily for any upperclassman who is curious about current world affairs. I have recently been asked to recite news articles the past few days for a particular upperclassman who insists that the news articles be about relevant world events and thus include minimal humor. Subsequently, here is the news article I provided for today.

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Post by **Disinfertention** » November 22nd, 2008, 7:30 am

I hope he scuffs you up

Ranger Andy · Post by **Ranger Andy** » November 22nd, 2008, 4:39 pm

I'm glad the utility company took Mr. Thorne seriously! Fuck your upper level dweeb if he failed to see how serious your news article was...

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He got the last laugh:

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