Spawn Of Zonk Reports For Abuse
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- Spawn Of Zonk
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Spawn Of Zonk Reports For Abuse
Hello, my name is Wil and I am in fact the son of Ranger Zonk 1/75. I just recently graduated high school in mid June and have been at the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO since late June. I'm currently going through my "Doolie" academic year at USAFA, and am thoroughly enjoying it. Although it is far into the future, I'm planning on majoring in Behavior Science with a possible minor in Portuguese. Even further into the future, I plan on going the fighter/bomber pilot route out of the academy, and hopefully fly the new F-22. I just finished Basic Cadet Training about a week ago, and having been issued my computer for the academic year, I thought that it's about time I join the forum that my father spends all of his time on.
Additionally, I would like to thank RangerRon for his letter while I was going through basic, as well as all of the (somewhat) encouraging words I received from many of the Rangers on this forum while I was at the Ranger Ranch. Half of the marching cadences and jodies we did during basic were about Rangers, and I was one of the few able to say that I was lucky enough to be raised by a Ranger.
Additionally, I would like to thank RangerRon for his letter while I was going through basic, as well as all of the (somewhat) encouraging words I received from many of the Rangers on this forum while I was at the Ranger Ranch. Half of the marching cadences and jodies we did during basic were about Rangers, and I was one of the few able to say that I was lucky enough to be raised by a Ranger.
Never Falter, Never Fail
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75
- RangerJurena
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Somehow I don't think the issuance of the computer was for you to be goofing off with all of us adults! Though, you did see us at the Ranch, so I guess that term is used liberally around here.
Welcome, Will.
Welcome, Will.
C.Co 1/75 '87-'93
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- PocketKings
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Welcome Wil. Glad to have you here, just make sure you are paying attention to details there. I would give you the same advise I give the Deps here and that is to do your very best every minute of every day and only hand around with those that do the same.
We get down in that neck of the woods on occasion and sometime we will call ahead and drop by to say Hi.
We get down in that neck of the woods on occasion and sometime we will call ahead and drop by to say Hi.
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
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- Silverback
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Abuse???What kind of lies has that Skallywag (that you call Dad) told you? We are kind and gentle and take immeasurable pride in our ability to positively motivate young men to accomplish more than they ever thought they could.
With all that said
BEAT YOUR BOOTS FOR CHOOSING TO BE A ZOOMIE!
With all that said
BEAT YOUR BOOTS FOR CHOOSING TO BE A ZOOMIE!
RC 2-87
3-75 84/85, 95/97
"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
3-75 84/85, 95/97
"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
It's great to finally get you here. Enjoyed meeting you last summer and expect you to succeed. Never, never quit.
Oh, and don't worry, I won't tell anyone about you and the stripper.
Oh, and don't worry, I won't tell anyone about you and the stripper.
Ranger Class 13-71
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Welcome Wil...Glad you are here. BTW, has Zonker taught you how to stand flat-footed, fart, and knock a man down at 30paces yet? :D
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1FFV Echo LRP 20th INF (ABN) 67 - 68
Team 1 1
Satan's Playboys
From Hell We Rise
B Co Omega Recon CCS RT Hammer
75Th RRA Life Member 2189
Special Operations Association Member 2907-GA
Secretary, Worldwide Army Rangers, Inc
Professional Soldiers Are Predictable; The World Is full Of Dangerous Amateurs.
- Spawn Of Zonk
- Tadpole
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RangerJurena, It seems that after six weeks of BCT without any outside contact, the cadre and upperclassmen more than expect us to spend some time reestablishing our relationships with the real world.
Ranger PocketKings, I sent Cartoon Network a Pilot Episode based on a day in the life of a Basic Cadet, but they said it involved too much cursing and physical beatings for their particular demographics. Their loss.
Ranger Jim, I have to admit, the adventure we had to the strip club was one of a kind and completely unexpected. (although I suppose I should have expected a Ranger to try and taint my youth)
Ranger LRP1, Although I am well versed in my father’s talent of flatulence, he has revealed none of his safely hidden secrets. And frankly, I do not want to dive too deep to try and discover them.
Ranger PocketKings, I sent Cartoon Network a Pilot Episode based on a day in the life of a Basic Cadet, but they said it involved too much cursing and physical beatings for their particular demographics. Their loss.
Ranger Jim, I have to admit, the adventure we had to the strip club was one of a kind and completely unexpected. (although I suppose I should have expected a Ranger to try and taint my youth)
Ranger LRP1, Although I am well versed in my father’s talent of flatulence, he has revealed none of his safely hidden secrets. And frankly, I do not want to dive too deep to try and discover them.
Never Falter, Never Fail
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75