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Jim wrote:
This ought to remind you that there are no soft spots on a Chevy Trailblazer.

Ranger Jim,

Correction, I was the soft spot on that vehicle that night...

Ranger Wellfed,

Actually I didn't screech...but it was as close to a Charlie Brown "AUUUUUUUUGH!" as I've ever uttered.

borebrush,

Well, I DID get right back up after my bounce/roll. Now, if I'd had the presence of mind, I should have gone over to the driver and screamed "don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"

I think everyone was surprised I wasn't dead. I walk back into the bar bleeding like nothing ...

Tonight I learned that when a Chevy Trailblazer hits me as I'm walking across the street, it throws me about ten feet. Furthermore, I bounce when I hit pavement.

Object lesson in situational awareness. I guess I'll be the dire warning rather than the shining example this day. :oops:



Fuck, I ...

rgrpuck wrote:

armychick787 wrote:Ranger maggot275...Roger, ill double check titles next time. And as far as the not needing to stay vertical all the time, i only 'drop' on special occations...

. .....I cant do it ..... :?

Now that's a good troop right there.

Oh yeah, and welcome.

I reiterate my mantra.

MYSPACE IS A WHORE FACTORY

I will concede that some people have not made it through the assembly line, however.

But, seriously. Proper forms of address are musts here. Especially when no one knows who the hell you are.

I concur with Ranger EvilCouch. Total whore ...

I understand PERSEC, so I try to speak in glaring generalities. I found a long-time friend that I'd lost track of, so it was worth it for that. :)

Pits are definitely not for the casual dog owner. If you're going to get one, make sure you're getting one through a REPUTABLE breeder. And, regardless of breed, anyone who lets their dog go roaming through the neighborhood at will is a fucking idiot looking for a lawsuit. I have to remind my wife ...

EvilCouch wrote:MYSPACE IS A FUCKING WHORE FACTORY!

Ranger EvilCouch,

Well, why do you think I'm there? Why pay retail when you can get factory prices?

...I broke down and got a Myspace account. Elevating my feet and knocking them out as I type...

Anyway, the page is www.myspace.com/ryanpfitts ...feel free to fire at will...

Now, little do people know, but his name "Ahmadinejad" is actually Farsi for "I love camel bukkake".

No shit. I'm a 98GPF. I know these things.

Ranger Bill wrote:Chasing that W5 pay, huh?

Ranger Bill,

Hell, just chasing something better than E5 pay.

Submitting my packet for Warrant Officer. Looks like I have a board slot for July, or barring that, September. The only thing I didn't have was BNCOC, which is apparently waverable.

HELL YEAH!

Well to hell with the ears, let's have the whole damn squash!
(actually there's a story there, too...)

Knife fighting--stick it in, pull it out, repeat as necessary...kinda like...wait a minute... :shock:

Like Ranger Mick Strider said one time..."ya just jam it into their fucking spine from the front!"


All the fancy moves are fine for the movies. NOT when I'm wearing an assload of gear, ammo and ...