So I guess I'm a freelance crash-test dummy now...

Jim · Post by **Jim** » September 6th, 2006, 11:07 am

Carpe Noctem wrote:Ranger Wellfed,

Actually I didn't screech...but it was as close to a Charlie Brown "AUUUUUUUUGH!" as I've ever uttered.

This ought to remind you that there are no soft spots on a Chevy Trailblazer.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » September 6th, 2006, 1:32 pm

While I am glad you are ok, I have this image playing nonstop in my head of a man being hit, getting up, and walking off. The funny part? The driver is just sittin there with a piss stain on his pants....

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » September 6th, 2006, 2:51 pm

I don't know of any other place on this planet where someone can report a near death encounter and so many jokes are posted so quickly!

Oh, glad you are ok.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » September 6th, 2006, 3:26 pm

Carpe Noctem wrote:Ranger Wellfed,

Actually I didn't screech...but it was as close to a Charlie Brown "AUUUUUUUUGH!" as I've ever uttered.

So Geronamo never entered your mind?

Glad ta have you amongst the living.

We all need to wear a sign on our tee shirts:

CARE PACKAGE

DO NOT FOLD, SPINDLE OR MUTILATE

Carpe Noctem · Post by **Carpe Noctem** » September 6th, 2006, 8:42 pm

Jim wrote:
This ought to remind you that there are no soft spots on a Chevy Trailblazer.

Ranger Jim,

Correction, I was the soft spot on that vehicle that night...