So I guess I'm a freelance crash-test dummy now...

Carpe Noctem · Post by **Carpe Noctem** » September 5th, 2006, 10:01 pm

Tonight I learned that when a Chevy Trailblazer hits me as I'm walking across the street, it throws me about ten feet. Furthermore, I bounce when I hit pavement.

Object lesson in situational awareness. I guess I'll be the dire warning rather than the shining example this day.

Fuck, I need a beer.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » September 5th, 2006, 10:19 pm

Carpe Noctem wrote:

Fuck, I need a beer.

Praise GRITS you are OK. Here's some beer, with a shamrock on top for good luck...

Julieanne · Post by **Julieanne** » September 6th, 2006, 6:25 am

GOOD GRIEF!!!

Thank goodness your'e ok.

Take some motrin...

Carpe Noctem · Post by **Carpe Noctem** » September 6th, 2006, 7:48 am

borebrush,

Well, I DID get right back up after my bounce/roll. Now, if I'd had the presence of mind, I should have gone over to the driver and screamed "don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"

I think everyone was surprised I wasn't dead. I walk back into the bar bleeding like nothing happened, and they're staring at me like I've got a tit growing out of my head.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » September 6th, 2006, 8:08 am

Did you have something quippy to say when you got up? Like:

"I'm looking for Angela Connor..."

That's some funny shit right there! :D

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » September 6th, 2006, 8:25 am

Invictus wrote:
Did you have something quippy to say when you got up? Like:

"I'm looking for Angela Connor..."
That's some funny shit right there! :D

It'd be funnier if it was the right quote. :p

Jokes aside, I'm glad to hear that you're all right, man.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » September 6th, 2006, 9:00 am

Invictus wrote:
Did you have something quippy to say when you got up? Like:

"I'm looking for Angela Connor..."
That's some funny shit right there! :D

What's even funnier, is that it is Sara Conner.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » September 6th, 2006, 9:15 am

Oh, I forgot.......Im glad you make a good crash dummy, and are still here.

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » September 6th, 2006, 9:21 am

I'll be sending the bill for the dent in my bumper and the scratches on my hood.....and the ear doctor's bill for my ears when you screeetched like a little girl!

....Glad your concious and walking with all limbs still intact...I've warned you about that public drunkeness problem you've got! :D

Carpe Noctem · Post by **Carpe Noctem** » September 6th, 2006, 9:41 am

Ranger Wellfed,

Actually I didn't screech...but it was as close to a Charlie Brown "AUUUUUUUUGH!" as I've ever uttered.

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So I guess I'm a freelance crash-test dummy now...

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