About this myspace thing...

Carpe Noctem · Post by **Carpe Noctem** » August 2nd, 2006, 7:52 am

EvilCouch wrote:I reiterate my mantra.

MYSPACE IS A WHORE FACTORY

I will concede that some people have not made it through the assembly line, however.

But, seriously. Proper forms of address are musts here. Especially when no one knows who the hell you are.

I concur with Ranger EvilCouch. Total whore factory. But fun! And like I said before, why pay full price when you can get factory direct! Just remember the protection (OPSEC/PERSEC...)

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » August 2nd, 2006, 8:57 am

Fishboy wrote:by reading your thinking, wouldn't it be easier and faster just to go out on an exit ramp and hold up a sign that says, "will whore for the right guy!"

Thanks to the internet, webcams and Myspace, it's now possible for whores to slut themselves out to millions of men, women, and parakeets in a matter of hours.

Makes hiking skirts up on exit ramps chump change by comparison.

armychick787 · Post by **armychick787** » August 2nd, 2006, 9:09 am

Ranger Fishboy...other rangers have already made me put on a pic (two actually, one in uniform, and one regular) on the forum which contains my introdution, also, MrsDocMac has apperently found my myspace page, and has graciously posted a like to it. And no, i am not admin...

And yes, there is quite alot of technology that helps with those females who care to "whore'' themselves out. The way i figure, they just need someone to drool over them in order to feel happy about themselves. I could careless what other guys like or dont like about me. i dont need a man's attention to feel fine about myself...i have done more with my life in 20 years then those particular females will their whole life. However, mucho thanks to all those who have served sence i learned to walk, you guys are the greatest...

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » August 2nd, 2006, 9:56 am

Gone are the days, when you could smoke the living FUCK out of a Private... Gone are they days when you could scream "Koala-fy yourself Fuck Knuckle"... Gone are the days where you started shaking in your boots, if your PSG, or your 1SG or GOD FORBID... your SGM got within the kill radius of a "HEY YOU" grenade...

I don't get kids these days. I call them "kids", not out of dis-respect... but that is just how they fucking act. I am a crusty old E7 who has served my fucking time. I have turned down E8 not once, but fucking TWICE, to get the chance to come out here and sit in class eight fucking hours a day with a bunch of whiney snot nosed "kids" who haven't got a CLUE what the REAL military is like.

I join a site, where I can enjoy fellowship with my brothers (and sisters) ... those who I have never met, but share a bond with that most could never understand. I wait in line... until I am vetted... I post here and there, with MUCH respect... then, I see this shit.

Makes me wanna fucking kick something. I brought up the question about MYSPACE... simply because I had no idea. I hear the "kids" in my class talk about it... when in reality, all I had to do is sit and read.

So... Miss Army Chick... thank you for getting to "Play Army" in the "Sand Box". (Having been there more times than I can count, I lothe that statement).

Thank you for your service. I would never dis-respect that... no matter WHAT your job is in the service.. We are all a team.

But, there are men on here, who fucking COMAND respect. I am but a worm in comparison to some of them... I suggest, you unfuck yourself, and read the rules.

You are welcome here... but, just remember... this AIN'T your house.

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » August 2nd, 2006, 10:05 am

Ok, rant off.

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » August 2nd, 2006, 10:46 am

Scuba Wino wrote:
KW Driver wrote:fuck her. preverbially as nessisary...

she's working a nerve for some fuckin reason.
Again, I smell very bored admin, very very bored admin.

Hey I just saw this...why are we (the admins) always blamed first when something sick or perverted happens? Oh shit wait...never mind...carry on.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » August 2nd, 2006, 11:25 am

armychick787 wrote: However, mucho thanks to all those who have served sence i learned to walk, you guys are the greatest...

Some of us have been serving since your parents learned to walk. And I do not, nor will I ever open a myspace account. ArmyRanger.com is more than enough for me, thank you.

CloakAndDagger · Post by **CloakAndDagger** » August 2nd, 2006, 2:06 pm

EvilCouch wrote:MYSPACE IS A WHORE FACTORY

If I'm not mistaken, Ranger EvilCouch's statement is not restricted merely to females, nor is it restricted to the legal definition of prostitution.

And, ArmyChick, do everyone a favor...delete the audio from the myspace page...I was using iTunes at the time, and, at first, I thought the crossfade feature was glitching (incidently, "Love Buzz" was playing on my end).

You also have far too much info about yourself posted on there...it's a good way to make yourself a mark to bad buys of all sorts (criminals, terrorists, FIS, etc). So try to use a little more attention-to-detail, on this site, and also with respect to Force Protection (as an MP, that should be instinctual).

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 2nd, 2006, 2:15 pm

armychick787 wrote:for all of you hooah rangers out there (i say that with all due respect, plus some) just because you have a myspace, that doesnt make you a whore...granted, i have seen some sluts on there (the ones with little to no clothing bending over chairs...ill send those links later for ya'll) but i have a page, and i dont think im a whore...now, if you want to meet every single stranger that says hi, then you might want to think twice, but hey! if you meet some one on there and you two hit it off just talking online, why not meet them? although you might want to have some buddys check them out first...you never know what kind of freak they might be... not the good freak...(leather outfits, maybe a little chocking during sex...) but the scary, still lives with mommy at age 35, let me jack off while watching you sleep, i want to wear your skin...kind of freaks.

and with that said...wait...i cant tell youg uys everything just yet....

Just read your myspace page. Are you fucking kidding me? you want to die in a firefight? You want a bullet to the head? For fucks sake!

WTF is that about?

armychick787 · Post by **armychick787** » August 2nd, 2006, 2:29 pm

Paratrooper skyshark...the survey sked me how i wanted to die. I cant think of any better ways then the two i listed on my page...granted i would rather just not die any time soon...

armychick787 · Post by **armychick787** » August 2nd, 2006, 2:31 pm

and for those of you wondering, the second way was in a fire ... unconscience...(i also love firefighting)

armychick787 · Post by **armychick787** » August 2nd, 2006, 2:50 pm

DEP...you ave a good point, but its not letting the fire win, but going out doing what i love...

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » August 2nd, 2006, 2:55 pm

The older I get, and the more miles I have on me, makes me understand my mortality even more. I have things that I love to do... most of them involve risk. However... punching out, doing what I love doing, has NEVER been part of the equation.

Just not something I think of. I have been in situations, where I just KNEW I was dead. I could feel ole Grim's cold hands around my neck... against the odds, I made it out unscratched. But, at no time, did I ever give up. Death winning is never an option for me. A strong possiblility in the back of my mind, sure.. but, I refuse to give it conscious thought.

Cheers!

rum_snuggles · Post by **rum_snuggles** » August 2nd, 2006, 3:25 pm

Every time Mister 68W posts I feel the need to link to more boobs.

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