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I read this on another forum :

I got a story for you, and hopefully, you can find the humor in it. True story, though



Alright, this all happened over a year ago, so some of the details may be vague. It occurred after my first tour in Iraq. I had returned to Fort Stewart and was granted thirty ...

I signed my 18X contract today...I ship 20060905...I recieved my Student Loan Repayment and a $20,000 bonus...Most important, I recieved the opportunity to serve my country in the Special Operations Community...Its been a dream of mine to stand among the caliber of men that serve in the Rangers and ...

Yo mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

Yo mommas so stupid she jumped out a window and went up

Yo mommas so hairy when she lifts her arm it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock

Yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo mommas so poor they put her picture on ...

I don't think you can get a Warrant Officer contract...you have to go in front of a board, before you're granted a chance at becoming a Warrant Officer.

hooah

I went to MEPS today and recieved some discouraging news...basically they told me that they give option 40-priority to the 11X and the only way I would be able to get into the Regiment w/ 13F would be thru a liason by way of my unit or at jump school...They kept at me with a 18X contract (and I am ...

As I stated before, I am going to be on DEP for a little under a year...I was talking with my recruiter today and he was telling me that the job liasons cannot look forward a year in advance and reserve a spot...He told me that I would be able to lock in my job (13F) and get my SLRP, but I would ...

I took the asvab last week and scored a 91...I just faxed my Security questionnaire to my recruiter...He scheduled me for MEPs on the 22nd...I'm going for a 13F/opt. 40/SLRP...My question is should I wait till the beginning of the next month to go to MEPs so I'd have a better chance of getting the ...

I thought you Rangers might get a kick out of this.
http://www.needforfun.com/videos/marinesstuck.html

I mean it hasn't bothered me since I was like 9 (and I have never had to take meds for it other then that once when I was 9) but I was wondering if I would be DQ'd for it from that one instance...Also should I even tell them since it hasn't affected me in so long?

I have hay fever and I was wondering how this would affect my enlistment options, more importantly how it will affect my chance to get an option 40 clause on my contract.

sorry....this isn't supposed to be in here

My name is Jason, I am 21 yrs old and i'm going to graduate from college next june. I am an aspiring ranger and I came here to get information from the rangers themselves, because i've talked to the recruiter and they seem kinda sketchy.