Your Mama thread

RiserBurn · Post by **RiserBurn** » November 4th, 2005, 9:48 am

Yo momma's teeth are so fucked up, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo momma is so ugly that your dads breath smells like shit caues he'd rather kiss her ass.

Yo momma is so nasty, she gave crabs to the beach.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » November 4th, 2005, 10:46 am

Your momma is so fat she uses a circus tent as a moo-moo.

Your momma is so fat that when she goes to the beach Greenpeace tries to put her out to sea. Free Willy!

No1Raider · Post by **No1Raider** » November 4th, 2005, 1:56 pm

Yo mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

Yo mommas so stupid she jumped out a window and went up

Yo mommas so hairy when she lifts her arm it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock

Yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo mommas so poor they put her picture on food stamps

Yo momma has wooden titties and breast feeds beavers

Yo momma is a carpenter's dream--flat on all sides and easy to nail

Yo momma is so stupid she got fired from a Blow-job

RRDTm3 · Post by **RRDTm3** » November 4th, 2005, 2:02 pm

your momma is so fat she carries around vaseline to grease door ways so she can fit thru!

RiserBurn · Post by **RiserBurn** » November 4th, 2005, 2:25 pm

You need to tell your momma to quit changing her lipstick.

I'm getting a rainbow around my dick!

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » November 4th, 2005, 3:03 pm

Your momma is so ugly she has been declared a crime against humanity.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » November 4th, 2005, 3:19 pm

My all time favorite. I ain't got a mom, my dad and I share yours!!

Choose it for me · Post by **Choose it for me** » November 4th, 2005, 5:50 pm

Your Momma's like a shotgun
one cock and she blows

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » November 6th, 2005, 11:26 am

Your mamma is so nasty they have to bathe her at the local sewage treatment facility.

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » November 7th, 2005, 7:46 am

Silverback wrote:
Abell9 wrote:I was an 11M for quite awhile
I have to make a confession....I was Mech for a while too.

They made all of us drive one of those behemoths during AIT, thus ended my Mech career.

I was in a Mech unit for 6 months. They made me the S-3 Jeep driver. I rode around in the desert mostly. With a break in service I was a Ranger qualified E-2. Then they asked if I would like to go to LRSD being formed.

ShotUp · Post by **ShotUp** » November 8th, 2005, 12:56 pm

Your mamma so fat she fell in love..... and broke it

I suck at this game.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » November 8th, 2005, 1:09 pm

Your momma is so fat that she sat on a Saint Bernard and they couldn't find the dog for a week.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » November 8th, 2005, 5:12 pm

Yer momma's so fat and nasty and cruel

She fucked the whole football team

She still had time to make it back home

to eat supper and have her husband daddy eat her out too.

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bulldogg · Post by **bulldogg** » February 26th, 2007, 8:37 pm

Your momma's so fat when she talks to herself she gets charged long distance.

Your momma's so stupid she thought an IED was birth control.