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Congratulations

edited & updated for lack of attention to detail A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever h...

Too bad John Denver wasn't the pilot.

SSG Rock, are you able to get a second quote from another mechanic? $3700 for a new engine installed seems pretty steep.

Another man gone wrong

There's still time to change your mind

I'm not changing my mind, I should have the first time, but this one is a keeper. Passes the pinky test and likes me just the way I am.

I'm getting married again this Saturday. My first marriage lasted 10 years, which was about 3 years past the expiration date.

This time I got a keeper.

A Bridge Too Far?

James Caan's character, and the scene with his CO at the aid station alone make this movie a classic.

Was that dual quad max wedge 413 in a belvedere Ranger Bugsy? Maybe an A330?

The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the n...

Ranger Horned Toad, that Power Wagon is a good looking vehicle, does it run on pump gas?

Is that an engine hoist in the left foreground?

Is that michael moore?

Ginger

The Wisconsin Waterfall, a truly versatile hair-don't; business in the front, party in the back.

Bugsy wrote:I got this one plugged in.

That's some good stuff Ranger Bugsy, I have that on my ipod. 'Think' is my current favorite.

I don't have a very common name, but it still came up with a couple of great things.