Why coffee is better than....

mikelogics · Post by **mikelogics** » June 20th, 2005, 2:28 am

Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.

A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.

You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.

You can always warm coffee up.

Coffee comes with endless refills.

Coffee is cheaper.

You won't get arrested for ordering a coffee at 3am.

Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

Coffee smells and tastes good.

If your coffeepot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.

You can always get fresh coffee.

You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.

Coffee goes down easier.

If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.

Coffee stains are easier to remove.

Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.

Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.

You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.

When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat.

Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3am and decide to have a cup.

INSTANT COFFEE!

RTO · Post by **RTO** » June 20th, 2005, 6:21 am

you can share coffee with friends.

Daisey · Post by **Daisey** » June 20th, 2005, 6:42 am

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » June 20th, 2005, 7:47 am

If coffee gets cold, you can always toss it out into the street.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » June 20th, 2005, 7:47 am

Outstanding...

Now find one about Route 44 Diet Cokes and you'll have my mantra!!!

mikelogics · Post by **mikelogics** » June 20th, 2005, 8:24 am

skyshocker wrote:Perhaps it's because I am newly divorced and sipping a cup of fresh coffee as I read it but that's damn funny

Is it just me, or is every other member of ArmyRanger.com either divorced, or separated?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » June 20th, 2005, 1:14 pm

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » June 20th, 2005, 1:15 pm

mikelogics wrote:
skyshocker wrote:Perhaps it's because I am newly divorced and sipping a cup of fresh coffee as I read it but that's damn funny
Is it just me, or is every other member of ArmyRanger.com either divorced, or separated?

mikelogics, That is how American women build up their financial portofilios, with each husband that pays up the cazooole!

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Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » June 20th, 2005, 1:25 pm

mikelogics wrote:
skyshocker wrote:Perhaps it's because I am newly divorced and sipping a cup of fresh coffee as I read it but that's damn funny
Is it just me, or is every other member of ArmyRanger.com either divorced, or separated?

It's just you. Im still married....course I dont get layed much. Coffee is good, certainly more satisfaction on a day to day basis....

AngryPistols · Post by **AngryPistols** » June 20th, 2005, 1:45 pm

mikelogics wrote:Is it just me, or is every other member of ArmyRanger.com either divorced, or separated?

This is my first marriage and I am proud to say that I am happily working on my 18th year.

I just don't openly mention the fact that this Father's day, I got a new trash can for the patio...

WTF, Honey?

eltrane · Post by **eltrane** » June 20th, 2005, 4:27 pm

I'm getting married again this Saturday. My first marriage lasted 10 years, which was about 3 years past the expiration date.

This time I got a keeper.

Bell · Post by **Bell** » June 20th, 2005, 11:51 pm

eltrane wrote:I'm getting married again this Saturday. My first marriage lasted 10 years, which was about 3 years past the expiration date.

This time I got a keeper.

Huh? Oh no...shit this is funny. hahahaha...aw crap...

RLTW
Bell

fireranger · Post by **fireranger** » June 20th, 2005, 11:57 pm

Coffee....nectar of the Gods.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » June 20th, 2005, 11:59 pm

fireranger wrote:Coffee....nectar of the Gods.

Amen, well that and diet coke....