THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
5 Secrets to a perfect relationship
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No shit brother.Bell wrote:Yer telling on yerself again. Sounds like experience.
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Or...DoorGunner wrote:Yes DearSlowpoke wrote:When I was about to get married, my dad gave two great bits of advice....
1...Insist on one night a week out with the boys.
2...Never waste that night on the boys.
Sorry Dear
I'll never do it again Dear.
No, bitch
Shut up, bitch
I will do what I want, bitch
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DoorGunner wrote:H8train1/75 wrote:Or...DoorGunner wrote: Yes Dear
Sorry Dear
I'll never do it again Dear.
No, bitch
Shut up, bitch
I will do what I want, bitch
No, No, No, you can;t say that shit. Watch
Yes Dear = No bitch = get off my ass
Sorry Dear = shut up bitch = she stops talking the minute you apologize
I'll never do that again Dear = I'll do what I want and if I get caught I'll say I forgot.
See 28 yaers to the samre women.
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I wouldn't talk to a Canadian women like that though.RideGrrl wrote:Impressive!!!DoorGunner wrote:
No, No, No, you can;t say that shit. Watch
Yes Dear = No bitch = get off my ass
Sorry Dear = shut up bitch = she stops talking the minute you apologize
I'll never do that again Dear = I'll do what I want and if I get caught I'll say I forgot.![]()
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H8train1/75 wrote:I wouldn't talk to a Canadian women like that though.RideGrrl wrote:Impressive!!!DoorGunner wrote:
No, No, No, you can;t say that shit. Watch
Yes Dear = No bitch = get off my ass
Sorry Dear = shut up bitch = she stops talking the minute you apologize
I'll never do that again Dear = I'll do what I want and if I get caught I'll say I forgot.![]()
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Ohhhhhhhhh. Smooth... eh. ;) Well that's wise on your part.
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I wonder which one of those I would be to a guy? I would decline any nominations as woman #1.
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