5 Secrets to a perfect relationship

Vee · Post by **Vee** » June 9th, 2004, 6:00 am

THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Bell · Post by **Bell** » June 9th, 2004, 6:42 am

Yer telling on yerself again. Sounds like experience.

RLTW
Bell

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » June 9th, 2004, 6:59 am

The Ranger Version:

1. Do not say exactly what you are thinking
2. She doesn't really want your honest opinion on how big her ass looks in those pants
3. See Rule 1

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » June 10th, 2004, 10:38 am

When I was about to get married, my dad gave two great bits of advice....
1...Insist on one night a week out with the boys.

2...Never waste that night on the boys.

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » June 10th, 2004, 12:30 pm

Bell wrote:Yer telling on yerself again. Sounds like experience.

RLTW
Bell

No shit brother.

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » June 10th, 2004, 2:17 pm

DoorGunner wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:When I was about to get married, my dad gave two great bits of advice....
1...Insist on one night a week out with the boys.

2...Never waste that night on the boys.
Yes Dear
Sorry Dear
I'll never do it again Dear.

Or...
No, bitch
Shut up, bitch
I will do what I want, bitch

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » June 10th, 2004, 4:47 pm

DoorGunner wrote:
H8train1/75 wrote:
DoorGunner wrote: Yes Dear
Sorry Dear
I'll never do it again Dear.
Or...
No, bitch
Shut up, bitch
I will do what I want, bitch

No, No, No, you can;t say that shit. Watch

Yes Dear = No bitch = get off my ass
Sorry Dear = shut up bitch = she stops talking the minute you apologize
I'll never do that again Dear = I'll do what I want and if I get caught I'll say I forgot.

See 28 yaers to the samre women.

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » June 10th, 2004, 4:51 pm

DoorGunner wrote:
No, No, No, you can;t say that shit. Watch

Yes Dear = No bitch = get off my ass
Sorry Dear = shut up bitch = she stops talking the minute you apologize
I'll never do that again Dear = I'll do what I want and if I get caught I'll say I forgot.

Impressive!!!

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » June 10th, 2004, 4:56 pm

RideGrrl wrote:
DoorGunner wrote:
No, No, No, you can;t say that shit. Watch

Yes Dear = No bitch = get off my ass
Sorry Dear = shut up bitch = she stops talking the minute you apologize
I'll never do that again Dear = I'll do what I want and if I get caught I'll say I forgot.
Impressive!!!

I wouldn't talk to a Canadian women like that though.

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » June 10th, 2004, 5:25 pm

H8train1/75 wrote:
RideGrrl wrote:
DoorGunner wrote:
No, No, No, you can;t say that shit. Watch

Yes Dear = No bitch = get off my ass
Sorry Dear = shut up bitch = she stops talking the minute you apologize
I'll never do that again Dear = I'll do what I want and if I get caught I'll say I forgot.
Impressive!!!
I wouldn't talk to a Canadian women like that though.

Ohhhhhhhhh. Smooth... eh. ;) Well that's wise on your part.

I wonder which one of those I would be to a guy? I would decline any nominations as woman #1.