A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered. "S-H-I-T , means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
TGIF
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Re: TGIF
What you should have told these guys SS was to the blonde, every day was Friday!straightshooter wrote:A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered. "S-H-I-T , means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
RLTW
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I cooked with C- 4
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K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
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Re: TGIF
What you should have told these guys SS was to the blonde, every day was Friday!Steadfast wrote:straightshooter wrote:A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered. "S-H-I-T , means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
Thank your Ranger Steadfast.... you are right...To me I LIVE everyday like it is Friday
55B, 1989-1992, Ft. Benning, GA. United States Army Marksmanship Team 1990-1992, International Pistol.
life is what you make of it
life is what you make of it
Re: TGIF
I do not think for one minute that it matters to me what color your hair is SS. I have seen you pic or several for that matter. You are sumtin else. Having you for a Lady friend is like winning the lottery for me! Enjoy your summer, it sounds like you know the best way to enjoy it and the simpliest way too.straightshooter wrote:Thank your Ranger Steadfast.... you are right...To me I LIVE everyday like it is FridaySteadfast wrote:What you should have told these guys SS was to the blonde, every day was Friday!straightshooter wrote:A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered. "S-H-I-T , means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."![]()
But I am not really blonde, more brown for those implying this was about me
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Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
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Re: TGIF
Ranger Steadfast.....Steadfast wrote:I do not think for one minute that it matters to me what color your hair is SS. I have seen you pic or several for that matter. You are sumtin else. Having you for a Lady friend is like winning the lottery for me! Enjoy your summer, it sounds like you know the best way to enjoy it and the simpliest way too.straightshooter wrote:Thank your Ranger Steadfast.... you are right...To me I LIVE everyday like it is FridaySteadfast wrote: What you should have told these guys SS was to the blonde, every day was Friday!![]()
But I am not really blonde, more brown for those implying this was about me
55B, 1989-1992, Ft. Benning, GA. United States Army Marksmanship Team 1990-1992, International Pistol.
life is what you make of it
life is what you make of it