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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered. "S-H-I-T , means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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So, what'r you saying SS - did you get your days mixed up this week?
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Spartan wrote:So, what'r you saying SS - did you get your days mixed up this week?
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straightshooter wrote:A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered. "S-H-I-T , means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
What you should have told these guys SS was to the blonde, every day was Friday! :shock:
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:lol:
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Steadfast wrote:
straightshooter wrote:A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered. "S-H-I-T , means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
What you should have told these guys SS was to the blonde, every day was Friday! :shock:[/quote]

Thank your Ranger Steadfast.... you are right...To me I LIVE everyday like it is Friday :lol: :lol: But I am not really blonde, more brown for those implying this was aabout me :twisted:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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straightshooter wrote:
Steadfast wrote:
straightshooter wrote:A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered. "S-H-I-T , means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
What you should have told these guys SS was to the blonde, every day was Friday! :shock:
Thank your Ranger Steadfast.... you are right...To me I LIVE everyday like it is Friday :lol: :lol: But I am not really blonde, more brown for those implying this was about me :twisted:
I do not think for one minute that it matters to me what color your hair is SS. I have seen you pic or several for that matter. You are sumtin else. Having you for a Lady friend is like winning the lottery for me! Enjoy your summer, it sounds like you know the best way to enjoy it and the simpliest way too. :lol:
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Re: TGIF

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Steadfast wrote:
straightshooter wrote:
Steadfast wrote: What you should have told these guys SS was to the blonde, every day was Friday! :shock:
Thank your Ranger Steadfast.... you are right...To me I LIVE everyday like it is Friday :lol: :lol: But I am not really blonde, more brown for those implying this was about me :twisted:
I do not think for one minute that it matters to me what color your hair is SS. I have seen you pic or several for that matter. You are sumtin else. Having you for a Lady friend is like winning the lottery for me! Enjoy your summer, it sounds like you know the best way to enjoy it and the simpliest way too. :lol:
Ranger Steadfast..... :wink: :oops: :wink: Thank you! :lol:
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