A blonde goes to interview for a job with the local police department.
"Okay" says the detective, "I need you to tell me what the square root of 9 is."
The blonde answers "3."
"Good" says the detective. "Now tell me what's the capital of Pennsylvania."
The blonde answers "Harrisburg."
"Great" says the detective. "Now tell me who asassinated President Lincoln."
The blonde looks confused and says "I'm not sure."
"Okay" says the detective. "Go home and research it. Let me know your answer tommorrow."
Later on, the blonde's best friend calls to ask how the interview went.
"Not only did I get the job" says the blonde, "but they have me working on my first murder investigation."
Yet Another Blonde Joke
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Co. G/143rd INF (LRRS) 89-91
Rgr Class 6-92
Jack of all trades 92-present
"Hope and pray that you'll never need me,
But rest assured I will not let you down.
I'll walk beside you but you may not see me,
The strongest among you may not wear a crown." 3DD
Co. G/143rd INF (LRRS) 89-91
Rgr Class 6-92
Jack of all trades 92-present
"Hope and pray that you'll never need me,
But rest assured I will not let you down.
I'll walk beside you but you may not see me,
The strongest among you may not wear a crown." 3DD