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Yet Another Blonde Joke

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A blonde goes to interview for a job with the local police department.

"Okay" says the detective, "I need you to tell me what the square root of 9 is."

The blonde answers "3."

"Good" says the detective. "Now tell me what's the capital of Pennsylvania."

The blonde answers "Harrisburg."

"Great" says the detective. "Now tell me who asassinated President Lincoln."

The blonde looks confused and says "I'm not sure."

"Okay" says the detective. "Go home and research it. Let me know your answer tommorrow."

Later on, the blonde's best friend calls to ask how the interview went.

"Not only did I get the job" says the blonde, "but they have me working on my first murder investigation."
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:) :) :)
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Post by elle »

:lol: :lol:
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hehe.... :o
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:lol:
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