As told to me by a friend:
"Some guys go to strip clubs. They don't make any sense to me. It's almost like someone puts a hot juicy turkey in font of you and all you can do is yell at it. You're like, 'Whooo! I bet you go good with gravy!' And then you shove a dollar in its ass. :? "
Christmas Turkey!?
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Re: Christmas Turkey!?
RideGrrl wrote:As told to me by a friend:
"Some guys go to strip clubs. They don't make any sense to me. It's almost like someone puts a hot juicy turkey in font of you and all you can do is yell at it. You're like, 'Whooo! I bet you go good with gravy!' And then you shove a dollar in its ass. :? "
Hhhhheeeeehehehehehee.
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Kilted Heathen
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Thanks Sweetie!Ill just wipe the snot and Guinness off my screen now. :D
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"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"
The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
RS 12-91
RI 4RTB 92-94
H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-
"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"
The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
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straightshooter
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Re: Christmas Turkey!?
Nice Ridegrrl but....................................RideGrrl wrote:As told to me by a friend:
"Some guys go to strip clubs. They don't make any sense to me. It's almost like someone puts a hot juicy turkey in font of you and all you can do is yell at it. You're like, 'Whooo! I bet you go good with gravy!' And then you shove a dollar in its ass. :? "
One can shove a dollar up a turkey's ass with no complaint by the turkey but try that same tactic with a dancer and how quickly you will be tossed out on the street with your turkey!
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69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Yep nothing like looseing a portion of your paycheak and getting blue balls. .....all at the same time.... I gotta quit

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CL 3-88
Operation Just Cause (Dec- Jan 89)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan-aug '03)
Operation Iraqi Freedom (Jan- July "04)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan 07- Jan 08 )
Operation Enduring Freedom (Aug 09- Jan 10 )