Christmas Turkey!?

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RideGrrl
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Christmas Turkey!?

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As told to me by a friend:

"Some guys go to strip clubs. They don't make any sense to me. It's almost like someone puts a hot juicy turkey in font of you and all you can do is yell at it. You're like, 'Whooo! I bet you go good with gravy!' And then you shove a dollar in its ass. :? "
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RideGrrl wrote:As told to me by a friend:

"Some guys go to strip clubs. They don't make any sense to me. It's almost like someone puts a hot juicy turkey in font of you and all you can do is yell at it. You're like, 'Whooo! I bet you go good with gravy!' And then you shove a dollar in its ass. :? "

Hhhhheeeeehehehehehee.

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Post by Dud »

Ridegrrl,
That statement is probably true. But I have yet to meet a turkey that'll give me a lap dance. :lol:
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Thanks Sweetie!Ill just wipe the snot and Guinness off my screen now. :D
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RideGrrl wrote:As told to me by a friend:

"Some guys go to strip clubs. They don't make any sense to me. It's almost like someone puts a hot juicy turkey in font of you and all you can do is yell at it. You're like, 'Whooo! I bet you go good with gravy!' And then you shove a dollar in its ass. :? "
Nice Ridegrrl but....................................


One can shove a dollar up a turkey's ass with no complaint by the turkey but try that same tactic with a dancer and how quickly you will be tossed out on the street with your turkey! :lol:
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Yep nothing like looseing a portion of your paycheak and getting blue balls. .....all at the same time.... I gotta quit :lol: :oops: :lol: :lol:
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