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Re: Retard

Post by DocDaigle »

BeadleBug wrote:
Black Skirt wrote:
BeadleBug wrote: Them feet better not be touchin the ground either mud duck
Roger that!
DID YOU CALL ME A MUTHERFUCKER.? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I'M THINKIN MAYBE WE CAN DONATE YOUR LOW LIFE, MAGGOT BRAIN FOR STEM CELL RESEARCH.

Do me a big favor asswipe,

LEARN THESS THREE THINGS VERY QUICKLY AND THEN FIGURE OUT WHAT NUMBER FOUR SHOULD BE.

NUMBER ONE: I LOVE MY MOTHER

NUMBER TWO: I LIKE TO FUCK.........................PEOPLE UP (JUST ASK THOSE WHO WENT TO RANGER SCHOOL WITH ME)

NUMBER THREE: YOU BETTER FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU ARE, WHO YOU'RE TALKIN TO, AND WHETHER YOU WANT TO LIVE, OR EAT CREAM OF WHEAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE DUE TO THE EXCESSIVE DAIN BAMAGE THAT YOU'RE GONNA RECEIVE ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOUR MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR HUMAN EXSISTANCE BETTER KNOWN as life.

GOT IT BITCH SKIRT :evil: :evil:
You think the little fuck would know the rules seeing he has 563 posts. Personally, I think he was calling you out, or maybe even laughing at you.
Vee
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Post by Vee »

Gettin too big for our britches are we, blackskirt?
RSD 96-99
DocDaigle

Post by DocDaigle »

V-Rod wrote:Gettin too big for our britches are we, blackskirt?
I think its time to knock him down a notch or two. :shock:
Moni D

Post by Moni D »

H8 Train wrote:See that is why people should just kill their ex wives because the whores get everything. :twisted:
Ranger H8--could you tell my estranged husband that? I aint getting jack SHIT, but bills.
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Blacksrt4
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Post by Blacksrt4 »

I appoligize to you Rangers (Ranger Beadlebug, Ranger DocDaigle, Ranger V-Rod, and any other Ranger or anyone eles I may have offended with my close minded bullshit, aka my posts). I will start to limit my posts and secondly take a step back and even ask myself "Is what I am about to say worthless or actually worth a shit?" I also meant no disrespect to ANY ONE (esspecially the Rangers) when I said "Roger that", I simpley wanted to keep my post short and simple thus not wasting anyones time. In response to Ranger Beadlebug, I am currentley at the point in my life where I am just a wanna be and have no right to be disrespectfull to any Veteran let alone a Ranger, I was talking to the Rangers when I said "Roger that" and once again I meant no disrespect, I also do want to live so I can one day become a Ranger and serve my country. I belive that number four should be that, you should always be clear who you are talking to, by addressing them by their correct titles because they deserve them and it should not be forgotten that they DO deserve that title.

:edit for a grammer mistake:
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Bugsy
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Post by Bugsy »

Black Skirt wrote:I appoligize.......blah blah blah....
I am currentley............. a wanna be..... blah blah blah
I said "Roger that" and once again I meant .........blah blah blah
I also do want to live so I can one day become a Ranger and serve my country........
always be clear who you are talking to.......blah blah blah
because they deserve them and it should not be forgotten that they DO deserve that title.
Check this out son!

Number 1: I don't give a rats ass about your "APOLOGY" sayin your sorry is too fuckin late where I come from.

Number 2: We all were wannabes at one point or another, so spare me that lame ass Bullshit

Number 3: You damn sure better be clear who your talkin to and where the fuck you're at all times. Get used to it NOW because one day it just might save your frickin LIFE!

Number 4: We don't DESERVE to be called Ranger, WE EARNED THAT RIGHT EACH AND EVERYONE OF US!

OUR MAMIES WEREN'T THERE TO HOLD OUR COLD FRICKIN HANDS, PUT HOT CHOW IN OUR EMPTY BELLIES, OR FRESH SOCKS ON OUR BLISTERED FRIGGIN FEET.

YOU WANNABE HIGH SPEED THEN PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL, USE YOUR FRIGGIN BRAIN, AND KNOCK OFF THE BULLSHIT!

We're here to help you prepare yourself for the Ranger Way of Life, keep abreast of Military Issues and stay connected to the brotherhood.

Number Four should have been somethin like: I fucked up Ranger Beadlebug, but I'm not makin EXCUSES!

I WANT TO BE A RANGER AND SET THE EXAMPLE FOR OTHERS TO FOLLOW.

NOT ONLY TO SERVE MY COUNTRY BUT BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A MEMBER OF THE BEST FIGHTING INFANTRY UNIT IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY PLACE THAT I BELIEVE I BELONG!

I WILL NOT QUIT UNDER PRESSURE,

I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO MY FEARS,

I WILL NOT ALLOW MISTAKES TO OVERTAKE MY ABILITY TO GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
AND I WILL NEVER MAKE THAT STUPID MISTAKE AGAIN.

NOW READ, THINK, AND GIVE ME MY FRIGGIN CHICKEN BACK YOU MUD DUCK, WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP!

AND KNOCK OUT 50 ELEVATED WHILE YOUR AT IT.

YOU GOT THAT SKIRT!?!
1984 - 1985 5th Inf Div
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)

The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack... :twisted:
DocDaigle

Post by DocDaigle »

Damm Beadlebug, give it to him. :twisted: This is why I love being a Ranger. Values, Dedication, Tradition and Balls. Nice post :twisted:
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Post by Blacksrt4 »

BeadleBug wrote:
Black Skirt wrote:I appoligize.......blah blah blah....
I am currentley............. a wanna be..... blah blah blah
I said "Roger that" and once again I meant .........blah blah blah
I also do want to live so I can one day become a Ranger and serve my country........
always be clear who you are talking to.......blah blah blah
because they deserve them and it should not be forgotten that they DO deserve that title.
Check this out son!

Number 1: I don't give a rats ass about your "APOLOGY" sayin your sorry is too fuckin late where I come from.

Number 2: We all were wannabes at one point or another, so spare me that lame ass Bullshit

Number 3: You damn sure better be clear who your talkin to and where the fuck you're at all times. Get used to it NOW because one day it just might save your frickin LIFE!

Number 4: We don't DESERVE to be called Ranger, WE EARNED THAT RIGHT EACH AND EVERYONE OF US!

OUR MAMIES WEREN'T THERE TO HOLD OUR COLD FRICKIN HANDS, PUT HOT CHOW IN OUR EMPTY BELLIES, OR FRESH SOCKS ON OUR BLISTERED FRIGGIN FEET.

YOU WANNABE HIGH SPEED THEN PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL, USE YOUR FRIGGIN BRAIN, AND KNOCK OFF THE BULLSHIT!

We're here to help you prepare yourself for the Ranger Way of Life, keep abreast of Military Issues and stay connected to the brotherhood.

Number Four should have been somethin like: I fucked up Ranger Beadlebug, but I'm not makin EXCUSES!

I WANT TO BE A RANGER AND SET THE EXAMPLE FOR OTHERS TO FOLLOW.

NOT ONLY TO SERVE MY COUNTRY BUT BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A MEMBER OF THE BEST FIGHTING INFANTRY UNIT IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY PLACE THAT I BELIEVE I BELONG!

I WILL NOT QUIT UNDER PRESSURE,

I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO MY FEARS,

I WILL NOT ALLOW MISTAKES TO OVERTAKE MY ABILITY TO GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
AND I WILL NEVER MAKE THAT STUPID MISTAKE AGAIN.

NOW READ, THINK, AND GIVE ME MY FRIGGIN CHICKEN BACK YOU MUD DUCK, WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP!

AND KNOCK OUT 50 ELEVATED WHILE YOUR AT IT.

YOU GOT THAT SKIRT!?!
Roger that Ranger BeadleBug, I did the Pushups elevated off of the 3rd step on the stairs in my house.
:Edited for spelling error:
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Re: Retard

Post by Ranger175csar »

DocDaigle wrote:
BeadleBug wrote:
Black Skirt wrote: Roger that!
DID YOU CALL ME A MUTHERFUCKER.? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I'M THINKIN MAYBE WE CAN DONATE YOUR LOW LIFE, MAGGOT BRAIN FOR STEM CELL RESEARCH.

Do me a big favor asswipe,

LEARN THESS THREE THINGS VERY QUICKLY AND THEN FIGURE OUT WHAT NUMBER FOUR SHOULD BE.

NUMBER ONE: I LOVE MY MOTHER

NUMBER TWO: I LIKE TO FUCK.........................PEOPLE UP (JUST ASK THOSE WHO WENT TO RANGER SCHOOL WITH ME)

NUMBER THREE: YOU BETTER FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU ARE, WHO YOU'RE TALKIN TO, AND WHETHER YOU WANT TO LIVE, OR EAT CREAM OF WHEAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE DUE TO THE EXCESSIVE DAIN BAMAGE THAT YOU'RE GONNA RECEIVE ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOUR MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR HUMAN EXSISTANCE BETTER KNOWN as life.

GOT IT BITCH SKIRT :evil: :evil:
You think the little fuck would know the rules seeing he has 563 posts. Personally, I think he was calling you out, or maybe even laughing at you.


HOLY FUCK IM HOME!!!!!!!! I miss the days when some fuck stick stepped on his dick an then had his ass handed to him via his throat.... do that shit in the civilian workd and the next thing you know the everyone is trying to sue you becasue they werent handled with kid gloves and you broke through thier thin skin.....

fuck it was my birthday where the fuck is my pink belly bitches.... LOL

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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.....
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