Damn it Ron is there anything else you want to dime me out on? You fucking right I'd hit it too!!!! She could use some R.C.RangerRon wrote:SupplyRanger wrote:I have to admit it and I will be the first........But I'd watch the video if she did make one. :)
You'd probably hit her too.........#15
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yep, I was going there too, you win.RangerX wrote:You got a link for that?abnhawk wrote:....After interracial-handicapped-midget-BDSM threesomes, it all seems a little less shocking.
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Those kids didn't come out of her ass.panthersix wrote:After 14 kids, it'd be like throwing a wiener down the hallway! Or sticking your dick in a glass of warm water.....
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And with a name like Suleyman, she's probably used to that.....Rangerguru wrote:Those kids didn't come out of her ass.panthersix wrote:After 14 kids, it'd be like throwing a wiener down the hallway! Or sticking your dick in a glass of warm water.....
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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Or sticking your dick in a bucket of warm sliced ham!panthersix wrote:After 14 kids, it'd be like throwing a wiener down the hallway! Or sticking your dick in a glass of warm water.....
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If she lived in Washington, or GA, I'd say there would be even Vegas odds of this pig showing up at the Ranger Ball hanging on some privates arm, with her fat ass stuffed in a shiny cheap dress and high heels.
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I wouldn't bet against it happening!! That reminds me of a "lovely lady" that was a fixture at 3rd batts barracks on the weekends. We called her "Bouncing Betty". That name ring a bell Rangers? It should ring the bell of half of the Battalion from when I was there.resqparamedic wrote:If she lived in Washington, or GA, I'd say there would be even Vegas odds of this pig showing up at the Ranger Ball hanging on some privates arm, with her fat ass stuffed in a shiny cheap dress and high heels.
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Me too. Who do they think they're kidding, saying they won't watch it.SupplyRanger wrote:I have to admit it and I will be the first........But I'd watch the video if she did make one. :)
It'd be awesome if the porno involved a midget wearing Dr scrubs, shoving 14 lubed-up baby dolls (the kind that, when squeezed sigh, "Maamaa") back in the pink abyss.
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