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Octuplets mother offered $1M porn contract

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The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn.
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Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children.

Suleman gave birth to octuplets at a Bellflower hospital on Jan. 26, and already had six other children. The home the unemployed single-mother lives in is facing foreclosure.

Vivid says the offer was sent Tuesday via overnight mail and there has been no immediate response.

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Sorry but I couldn't pass this one up.
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I saw something recently that stated she hasn't had sex in over 8 years, that she has real man issues. I also saw a picture of her and I can emphatically say I would rather gouge my eyes out with a fork then see her even remotely nekkid.
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Ahhh...now I see why the offer was made

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After 14 kids, it'd be like throwing a wiener down the hallway! Or sticking your dick in a glass of warm water.....
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panthersix wrote:After 14 kids
Exactly my original point...why would you want to hire a serially pregnant woman to be a porn star?
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Silverback wrote:
panthersix wrote:After 14 kids
Exactly my original point...why would you want to hire a serially pregnant woman to be a porn star?
Are we really trying to figure out the porn industry? Think about all the shit that has come out of that field over the years, and then ask yourself if this seems strange in comparison. After interracial-handicapped-midget-BDSM threesomes, it all seems a little less shocking.
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I just trying to kick start some nasty terms for a big ole' you know what :shock:
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. wrote:mmmmm DSLs. :twisted:

She obviously does not use the DSLs or she wouldn't be in her current predicament.
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. wrote:
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. wrote:mmmmm DSLs. :twisted:

She obviously does not use the DSLs or she wouldn't be in her current predicament.
Exactly why she was offered a 1M$ contract to pop the cherry on those bad boys. :lol:
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abnhawk wrote:....After interracial-handicapped-midget-BDSM threesomes, it all seems a little less shocking.
You got a link for that?
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I have to admit it and I will be the first........But I'd watch the video if she did make one. :mrgreen: :)
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SupplyRanger wrote:I have to admit it and I will be the first........But I'd watch the video if she did make one. :mrgreen: :)

You'd probably hit her too.........#15 :lol:
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Maybe the guy with the re-attached penis could be her costar. John Bobbit or something like that. For $1M I would do her, but a stunt cock would be required for the cum shots.
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