Random thought of the moment.
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If the world was a boob, we would live in peace. How's that for deep?
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I'm cold!!!!! and I'm in Florida....and I'm cold....What the fucking fuck????!!!???
Hey Al Gore.....go shove your fucking global warming shit up your ass sideways with the SNOW SHOVEL I had to buy living in fucking Florida you lying bitch fucking...oh sssshhhhhiiiitttttttt I'm cold....sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck its COLD!!!!
Hey Al Gore.....go shove your fucking global warming shit up your ass sideways with the SNOW SHOVEL I had to buy living in fucking Florida you lying bitch fucking...oh sssshhhhhiiiitttttttt I'm cold....sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck its COLD!!!!
B Co 2/75 (WEBCO)
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
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Ranger Oto-Man, Today it was mid-60's at the Academy (literally in the mountains of Colorado Springs) and we’ve had similar weather for about a week. Someone must have forgotten to sacrifice a goat to the weather gods for the New Year.Oto-Man wrote:I'm cold!!!!! and I'm in Florida....and I'm cold....What the fucking fuck????!!!???
Hey Al Gore.....go shove your fucking global warming shit up your ass sideways with the SNOW SHOVEL I had to buy living in fucking Florida you lying bitch fucking...oh sssshhhhhiiiitttttttt I'm cold....sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!
fuck its COLD!!!!
Never Falter, Never Fail
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75
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Spawn Of Zonk wrote:Ranger Oto-Man, Today it was mid-60's at the Academy (literally in the mountains of Colorado Springs) and we’ve had similar weather for about a week. Someone must have forgotten to sacrifice a goat to the weather gods for the New Year.Oto-Man wrote:I'm cold!!!!! and I'm in Florida....and I'm cold....What the fucking fuck????!!!???
Hey Al Gore.....go shove your fucking global warming shit up your ass sideways with the SNOW SHOVEL I had to buy living in fucking Florida you lying bitch fucking...oh sssshhhhhiiiitttttttt I'm cold....sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!
fuck its COLD!!!!
LUV you too!!!!
ETADIK....
Go fucking learn something, smartass!!!!!
(If they give you time to get to the ranch this year, remind me to tell you my fucking "didn't know I had a free trip to the Academy" story...It'll break my heart and you will play the worlds smallest violin for me......!!!!)
Sleep well in the heatwave stud....!!!!
B Co 2/75 (WEBCO)
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
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That Oto-Man sure whines alot....
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I'm with you Ranger Oto-man. Here on the east coast of the peninsula, it's the same Big Chill going on. And to top it off, my work's got me outside all day for the next few weeks. I had on more layers than a wedding cake today and tomorrow's the same forecast.Oto-Man wrote:I'm cold!!!!! and I'm in Florida....and I'm cold....What the fucking fuck????!!!???
Hey Al Gore.....go shove your fucking global warming shit up your ass sideways with the SNOW SHOVEL I had to buy living in fucking Florida you lying bitch fucking...oh sssshhhhhiiiitttttttt I'm cold....sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!
fuck its COLD!!!!
The up-side is.... this is as bad as it gets! ;)
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The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer
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Ranger Oto-Man, My father and Mama Zonk are in the process of getting plane tickets to the Ranch this year. I just spoke with my Academy Military Trainer, a Master Sergeant who is in charge of what we can and can't do regarding leave, and it's looking like I will be able to go to the Ranch after some persuasive writing to some of the higher ups. Unfortunately, I have no guarantee until late April since our summer schedule isn't finalized until then. I'm pushing for Jump School, which would allow me to go the Ranch, so fingers crossed!
Never Falter, Never Fail
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75
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No...It's just getting CCCOOOLLLDDDERRRR!!!!!! It's getting worse. Al lied. Barry got elected. Boston Legal got taken off the air. Old people can't afford hearing aids. God ain't willin' and the fucking creek rose....it's cold...in Florida...it's cold...Ardent Lady wrote:I'm with you Ranger Oto-man. Here on the east coast of the peninsula, it's the same Big Chill going on. And to top it off, my work's got me outside all day for the next few weeks. I had on more layers than a wedding cake today and tomorrow's the same forecast.Oto-Man wrote:I'm cold!!!!! and I'm in Florida....and I'm cold....What the fucking fuck????!!!???
Hey Al Gore.....go shove your fucking global warming shit up your ass sideways with the SNOW SHOVEL I had to buy living in fucking Florida you lying bitch fucking...oh sssshhhhhiiiitttttttt I'm cold....sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!
fuck its COLD!!!!
The up-side is.... this is as bad as it gets! ;)
I say we just move out to the Ranch and do mowing, cleanup and shit...and have Andy pay us to stay there (I think 80 Grand would do it, right?)....you and me kiddo...I'm done being cold....
B Co 2/75 (WEBCO)
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
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Damnit! I guess I'll have to see your ass in double again when I drink too much Jose.Spawn Of Zonk wrote:Ranger Oto-Man, My father and Mama Zonk are in the process of getting plane tickets to the Ranch this year. I just spoke with my Academy Military Trainer, a Master Sergeant who is in charge of what we can and can't do regarding leave, and it's looking like I will be able to go to the Ranch after some persuasive writing to some of the higher ups. Unfortunately, I have no guarantee until late April since our summer schedule isn't finalized until then. I'm pushing for Jump School, which would allow me to go the Ranch, so fingers crossed!
RLTW
EP
Always remember: BROS BEFORE HOES.
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Ranger Oto-Man, Although my A.M.T. is looking out for me and pushing for the trip, I doubt that I could get that cleared. Besides, graduating from Rock Island Ranger's "Ranch Clean-Up Academy" won't exactly sit me behind the stick of an F-22…
And Ranger EarthPig, It's looking like you'll be seeing a lot more than double Zonk vision, seeing as Daddy Zonk, Momma Zonk, and Zoomie Zonk will (hopefully) all be in attendance, along with the honorable Jose.
And Ranger EarthPig, It's looking like you'll be seeing a lot more than double Zonk vision, seeing as Daddy Zonk, Momma Zonk, and Zoomie Zonk will (hopefully) all be in attendance, along with the honorable Jose.
Never Falter, Never Fail
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost
Mentee of Ranger Zonk 1/75
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Dear Lord...!Spawn Of Zonk wrote:And Ranger EarthPig, It's looking like you'll be seeing a lot more than double Zonk vision, seeing as Daddy Zonk, Momma Zonk, and Zoomie Zonk will (hopefully) all be in attendance, along with the honorable Jose.
RLTW
EP
Always remember: BROS BEFORE HOES.
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Moving out to the Ranch sounds great, Ranger. 80 grand? Hell, I'd work there for occasional BBQ and a spot at the firepit.Oto-Man wrote:No...It's just getting CCCOOOLLLDDDERRRR!!!!!! It's getting worse. Al lied. Barry got elected. Boston Legal got taken off the air. Old people can't afford hearing aids. God ain't willin' and the fucking creek rose....it's cold...in Florida...it's cold...Ardent Lady wrote:I'm with you Ranger Oto-man. Here on the east coast of the peninsula, it's the same Big Chill going on. And to top it off, my work's got me outside all day for the next few weeks. I had on more layers than a wedding cake today and tomorrow's the same forecast.Oto-Man wrote:I'm cold!!!!! and I'm in Florida....and I'm cold....What the fucking fuck????!!!???
Hey Al Gore.....go shove your fucking global warming shit up your ass sideways with the SNOW SHOVEL I had to buy living in fucking Florida you lying bitch fucking...oh sssshhhhhiiiitttttttt I'm cold....sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!
fuck its COLD!!!!
The up-side is.... this is as bad as it gets! ;)
I say we just move out to the Ranch and do mowing, cleanup and shit...and have Andy pay us to stay there (I think 80 Grand would do it, right?)....you and me kiddo...I'm done being cold....
Reverend Mother of the Church of The Yellow River
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer
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Hell, I'd submit your name for the Manager position!Ardent Lady wrote:Moving out to the Ranch sounds great, Ranger. 80 grand? Hell, I'd work there for occasional BBQ and a spot at the firepit.
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Why thank you, Ranger EarthPig. I appreciate the vote of confidence, but the current Ranch Manager might be a bit testy about you trying to replace him. Put me in for Chief Cook and Bottle Washer and we'll see what happens.EarthPig wrote:Hell, I'd submit your name for the Manager position!Ardent Lady wrote:Moving out to the Ranch sounds great, Ranger. 80 grand? Hell, I'd work there for occasional BBQ and a spot at the firepit.
RLTW
EP
Reverend Mother of the Church of The Yellow River
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer