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Re: Split-tail Get-Together at the Ranch

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You are all grown ups and I have no dog in the fight...I just didn't want you to harbor any unattainable fantasies with our venerable (old) and slightly fragile preacher.
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Silverback wrote:You are all grown ups and I have no dog in the fight...I just didn't want you to harbor any unattainable fantasies with our venerable (old) and slightly fragile preacher.
the dictionary says "see wrinkle nuts"......really .....I just read it.
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rgrpuck wrote:
Silverback wrote:You are all grown ups and I have no dog in the fight...I just didn't want you to harbor any unattainable fantasies with our venerable (old) and slightly fragile preacher.
the dictionary says "see wrinkle nuts"......really .....I just read it.
:shock: :lol: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Silverback wrote:You are all grown ups and I have no dog in the fight...I just didn't want you to harbor any unattainable fantasies with our venerable (old) and slightly fragile preacher.
See, this is the problem with posting stuff within the view of brainless tax burdens like Puck and Monkey boy. Their ONLY imagination is that which allows them to grunt on command. Wishing they could be there, they have no altenative but take shots at the kind and gentle Pastor. Master of the ranch, builder of fires, maker of drinks, maker of brisket, and servant to his fellow man.(and woman) It hurts me deeply that such unkind things are said about such a gentle, wonderfully humorous, and sharing individual. Please, take a knee and pray with me about this.

O" GRITS, I humbly beseech thee of God of all....kill these two fucktards and make it hurt.
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:shock: :shock: :shock:

You gotta be fucking kidding me. That fucking old bastard is going to have all you wenches at his ranch by hisself??!?!

Well, Padre, me friend, it was nice knowing ya Brother. At least you'll be buried with a permanant grin and prolly still floating some wood from all the viagry you'll need. 8)

(Cams walks away kicking a can in the dirt......"I gotta get me a fucking Ranch....WTF man....) :lol:
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Tater Nuts wrote:
cams wrote::shock: :shock: :shock:

You gotta be fucking kidding me. That fucking old bastard is going to have all you wenches at his ranch by hisself??!?!

Well, Padre, me friend, it was nice knowing ya Brother. At least you'll be buried with a permanant grin and prolly still floating some wood from all the viagry you'll need. 8)

(Cams walks away kicking a can in the dirt......"I gotta get me a fucking Ranch....WTF man....) :lol:
Wood ? at his age sawdust is the best he can hope for.
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What's the movie where the three gals lock the man in the attic and take turns with him this they bout kill him???????
I don't know what that has to do with this thread, I just thought perhaps the Pastor might enjoy a good movie this weekend!
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litlbird wrote:Ooo, Ooo...I want to attend this hen gathering. Can we really bring our guns to shoot?

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Hmmm, let me think... bring guns to an ArmyRanger.com Ranger's ranch in Texas? A ranch with a couple long range rifle positions, a really good shotgun field and a world-class pistol / action shooting range? It seems to me the answer is...


You'd better! :D 8)

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As much as I appreciate it, you ladies didn't have to go plan all this because of my birthday. :D
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P.S. - Bring your camelbacks and force hydration, lest ye look like the Ardent Lady on Saturday of this years get together...
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RangerJurena wrote:P.S. - Bring your camelbacks and force hydration, lest ye look like the Ardent Lady on Saturday of this years get together...
Aye, O most wise and observant warrior, thou speakest the truth! One dost not want to retain and exibit all the miseries of a bad hangover whilst having had none of the fun of the good times. Such miseries will cause one to miss out on subsequent good times, and force such a one to sit by drinking gatorade while others consume copious amounts of better beverages, chase chickens up a tree and generally have far and away more fun than you.

This Lady would highly recommend all attending wenches take heed of this noble Ranger's advice and then self-diagnose: if you don't need to pee, drink more. It could also be noted that wearing light, loose clothing is also helpful when dealing with high temperatures. Becoming overly warm willst kick thine ass as much as insufficient hydration.

It is a timely note, Ranger RangerJurena. This year's gathering wast in May. The upcoming adventure commences in the latter part of June!
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RangerJurena wrote:P.S. - Bring your camelbacks and force hydration, lest ye look like the Ardent Lady on Saturday of this years get together...
Ranger Jurena, Well I'll be I always thought a camelback was a lighter, smaller version of a strapped on air tank for diving, just realized it's a hydration device, good thing I didn't go buy one to teach myself to scuba diving in one of the Ranch's bathtubs. :D

Sorry for the interruption, now back to the "split-tail get-together at the Ranch".
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