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Split-tail Get-Together at the Ranch

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The DSOTYR would like to announce the first ever.....

ArmyRanger.com "Split-Tail Summer Shindig" all chick get together at The Ranger Ranch in Rock Island, Texas,
located between Houston and San Antonio.
The weekend of the 26th, 27th and 28th of June 2009.

All ArmyRanger.com community ladies are invited to attend. Moms, wives, family members, friends, rangerettes.
Come join us and get away from it all. A great time will be had by all.
Any ladies in the Columbus, G.A. area, carpooling to the Ranger Ranch will be available.
And for all you ladies in Texas, no excuses.

We promise a fun and entertaining weekend.
Make your get away plans now ladies, and come let your hair down and join the fun.

Further info will be posted in the next few weeks.

BTW...... Speaking of entertainment, all ladies here agree Pastor you would look great in a thong, but can you dance???

And did you get the pit built yet for the ladies jello wrestling?
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Hanging out at The Ranch with the chicks from here will be a good time, indeed. I'm putting this on the calendar, yep.

In addition to the jello wrestling, there's the usual Ranch stuff...shootin', drinkin', eatin' BBQ, telling stories, sittin' at the fire pit, watching the deer go by, listening to the quiet. It's BFE Texas, there won't be much besides owls to hear; coyotes maybe.

We can camp out under the trees, there's a hammock or two, and there are some rooms in the cabin for those who prefer that.

There's something about that place. Good for body and soul. 8) 8)
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Careful...I heard drinking the water causes your nuts to wrinkle.
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Silverback wrote:Careful...I heard drinking the water causes your nuts to wrinkle.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Warriorwife, Thanks this is a great idea.

Good thing I love jello. So I'm looking at my magic crystal ball and see Ranger Rock Island Ranger with front row seating for the jello wrestling, just kidding. Or maybe I'm not?

I really wanted to try to make it, this would be fun. Jenny
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Jello creeps me out. :wink: So do clowns.

But I like pudding.
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I will mark my calendar. Sounds like a great time! Thanks for the information and invite. Jello wrestling... I better not tell hubby about that :shock:
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Knowing that many of us know the grid and almost all of us have low crawled to get eyes on an OBJ at some point in our careers, Why, oh why, would you announce female wrasslin of any type?

The noises you hear in the woods may not be the indigenous wild life...
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RangerJurena wrote:Knowing that many of us know the grid and almost all of us have low crawled to get eyes on an OBJ at some point in our careers, Why, oh why, would you announce female wrasslin of any type?

The noises you hear in the woods may not be the indigenous wild life...
I'm thinking they'll need a photographer and a Range Bitch....are you in, Brother? Rock, paper, scissors...

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I still have my steiners, anybody want a look?
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I can cook pretty good! :shock:
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Warriorwife wrote: All ArmyRanger.com community ladies are invited to attend. Moms, wives, family members, friends, rangerettes.
:lol: :lol: Imagine the stories that will come from this event. If Rangerettes come, I think they should be required to pack their BN pt shorts. :lol: :lol:
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RangerJurena wrote:Knowing that many of us know the grid and almost all of us have low crawled to get eyes on an OBJ at some point in our careers, Why, oh why, would you announce female wrasslin of any type?

The noises you hear in the woods may not be the indigenous wild life...
Keep in mind the wimin folk will have guns and the Pastor is gonna show 'em how ta use 'em! :P
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Slowpoke wrote:
RangerJurena wrote:Knowing that many of us know the grid and almost all of us have low crawled to get eyes on an OBJ at some point in our careers, Why, oh why, would you announce female wrasslin of any type?

The noises you hear in the woods may not be the indigenous wild life...
Keep in mind the wimin folk will have guns and the Pastor is gonna show 'em how ta use 'em! :P

So they'll shoot a lot and hit a little?
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