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Re: Sex

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Kaley_B wrote:I was between 3 and 4 until I walked in on my ex with my ex roommate! Going on week 6 with no sex, unless sex "alone" counts.
I'm sure there is someone around that would be willing to help! :twisted:
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Re: Sex

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lawdog wrote:
Kaley_B wrote:I was between 3 and 4 until I walked in on my ex with my ex roommate! Going on week 6 with no sex, unless sex "alone" counts.
I'm sure there is someone around that would be willing to help! :twisted:
You know your right lawdog, I'm willing to help Kaley_B with that. I'm close also...Indiana!! :wink:
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Re: Sex

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rangercamaro wrote: You know your right lawdog, I'm willing to help Kaley_B with that. I'm close also...Indiana!! :wink:
Damn, that just ain't right! :evil: Wyoming is too far from everything. :evil:
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Re: Sex

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lawdog wrote:
rangercamaro wrote: You know your right lawdog, I'm willing to help Kaley_B with that. I'm close also...Indiana!! :wink:
Damn, that just ain't right! :evil: Wyoming is too far from everything. :evil:
It ain't too far from Canada! :wink:
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Re: Sex

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lazydiva wrote:
lawdog wrote:
rangercamaro wrote: You know your right lawdog, I'm willing to help Kaley_B with that. I'm close also...Indiana!! :wink:
Damn, that just ain't right! :evil: Wyoming is too far from everything. :evil:
It ain't too far from Canada! :wink:
I want pictures LD.

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eltrane wrote:I was a 5 but have recently become a 1-2 and life is excellent. It's worth the almost 2 grand a month I am paying my ex wife to have some happiness in my life.
eltrane, that is called "alimony" it is the screwing you get for the screwing you got. :shock:
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eltrane, that is called "alimony" it is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Ranger Steadfast, I always heard that you pay for it one way or another, at least this way I have some money left over for me now.

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I like # 7. The mistress that comes between the Mister and the mattress unconditionally. And Comes And Comes And comes And comes :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Tessa wrote:I will take #1 please. :wink:
LoL Me too :) I am LEGALLY allowed to play without having to worry about an adultery suit now :D
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How come no one selected one from column A and one from column B? Or why not just take them all and what you don't use put in a drawer so that you will have each number for later :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
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Post by Moni D »

Steadfast wrote:How come no one selected one from column A and one from column B?
:? :? :? Ranger Steadfast... take pity on my poor weakened brain lol
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Re: Sex

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Kaley_B wrote:I was between 3 and 4 until I walked in on my ex with my ex roommate! Going on week 6 with no sex, unless sex "alone" counts.
I am in the middle of a divorce and I am still getting sex. So what is wrong with everyone. You have to get out there to have it. You have to think like a Ranger. Be aggresive. Being timid never gets you anywhere. So PM with some of what you do when you are alone.
:lol: :lol: I have 125,000 frequent flier miles so I will travel for sex.


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Re: Sex

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Ranger2 wrote:
Kaley_B wrote:I was between 3 and 4 until I walked in on my ex with my ex roommate! Going on week 6 with no sex, unless sex "alone" counts.
I am in the middle of a divorce and I am still getting sex. So what is wrong with everyone. You have to get out there to have it. You have to think like a Ranger. Be aggresive. Being timid never gets you anywhere. So PM with some of what you do when you are alone.
:lol: :lol: I have 125,000 frequent flier miles so I will travel for sex.


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You really wanna hear what I do when I'm alone? Oh, you MUST be talking to Kaley.

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