There are five kinds of sex:
1. Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and
you both have non-stop sex until you are blue in the face.
2. Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a
short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the
kitchen.
3. Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long
time. Your sex has become routine and you usually have sex in your
bedroom.
4. Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "F___ You."
5. Courtroom Sex. This is when your wife cannot stand you any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
However, being a Ranger type dude, I took my ex to court and fucked her good. Comes down to the same thing. Courtroom Sex. Bwaaahahahahahahaaa.
RLTW
Bell
SEX
Moderator: Site Admin
-
Moni D
I was a number five. 
C 2/75, 1st Plt, Wpns Sqd 76-79
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
-
Moni D
Don't feel too bad Ranger McD- I'll be there soon enough (or NOT soon enough I guess...2200 miles between us and it ain't enough some days)McD wrote:
Hopefully neither us us will be screwing the other in the divorce. I'm not that much of a bitch to screw him, so it's on him now.
Re: Sex
If I wasn't a happily married man I'd be making a road trip to cure that problem! :DKaley_B wrote:I was between 3 and 4 until I walked in on my ex with my ex roommate! Going on week 6 with no sex, unless sex "alone" counts.
C 2/75, 1st Plt, Wpns Sqd 76-79
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
