R/C Helicopters

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » June 24th, 2008, 3:39 pm

KW Driver wrote:well, I did leave out the part about the pedals. they make the tail go left or right. and ya gotta put gas in it.

oh, and ya gotta look good in flight suit. Crash has a picture of what a real pilot looks like.

but here's the kicker. they made up a bunch of rules to remember so it feels like work. if there weren't so many rules, it wouldn't be as fun as it should be.

I would have joined the Army to be a pilot, but my eyes were terrible. They still ARE terrible. I can't see out of one, and blind in the other... so, I do not have the luxury of having the Army train me to fly.

I have to do it the hard way... But, I can hover my heli upside down... can you?

Nanny Nanny Boo Boo!!!

All kidding aside, your description of flying a heli made me almost piss my pants... that was some funny shit!!!

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » June 24th, 2008, 5:29 pm

GSXRanger wrote: But, I can hover my heli upside down... can you?

Nanny Nanny Boo Boo!!!

no, but I can tell you what a vagina fells like after it's ridden in mine. or I can blow shit up or kill stuff with mine.

yeah, I'm not sure which is cooler, yours or mine.

Oto-Man · Post by **Oto-Man** » June 24th, 2008, 8:21 pm

KW Driver wrote:
GSXRanger wrote: But, I can hover my heli upside down... can you?

Nanny Nanny Boo Boo!!!
no, but I can tell you what a vagina fells like after it's ridden in mine. or I can blow shit up or kill stuff with mine.

yeah, I'm not sure which is cooler, yours or mine.

KW, Darren blew up all kinds of stuff with his when he was learning how to drive a chopper:

Flat screen TV-GONE;
half a dozen drinking glasses-GONE;
3 pieces of glass wall art-GONE;
2 ceiling fans-GONE;
the REAL dog he got before the Poodle-GONE!!!
etc.

(But he can fly his INSIDE if the weather sucks!!!!

)

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » June 24th, 2008, 9:06 pm

but I can tell him what a vagina feels li..... nevermind...

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » June 25th, 2008, 6:43 am

KW Driver wrote:but I can tell him what a vagina feels li..... nevermind...

I had a very good comment, but I remembered this is a public forum... so, let's just say... for her to fit in my heli, she would be small... but, it would look SO big in her hands!!!

I'll try to get some video of my king inverted for ya...

Jenny Lynn · Post by **Jenny Lynn** » June 27th, 2008, 12:35 am

Oto-Man wrote:
KW Driver wrote:
GSXRanger wrote: But, I can hover my heli upside down... can you?

Nanny Nanny Boo Boo!!!
no, but I can tell you what a vagina fells like after it's ridden in mine. or I can blow shit up or kill stuff with mine.

yeah, I'm not sure which is cooler, yours or mine.
KW, Darren blew up all kinds of stuff with his when he was learning how to drive a chopper:

Flat screen TV-GONE;
half a dozen drinking glasses-GONE;
3 pieces of glass wall art-GONE;
2 ceiling fans-GONE;
the REAL dog he got before the Poodle-GONE!!!
etc.
(But he can fly his INSIDE if the weather sucks!!!! )

1. Ranger GSX Ranger, What ever did you do to the REAL dog before the Poodle?

2. Ranger KW Driver, What does a real pilot look like in a flight suit?

Ok I should just read this thread, not ask any questions and walk away quietly; but my mom always called me the question box while growing up so why change now?

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » June 27th, 2008, 5:15 am

Jenny,

I ate him, and I wear his hide to keep me warm.

Oto-Man · Post by **Oto-Man** » June 27th, 2008, 6:10 am

GSXRanger wrote:Jenny,

I ate him, and I wear his hide to keep me warm.

(actually poodles ARE very real dogs...but R/C Helo's are still toys

-I only say that because I suck at flying them

)

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » June 27th, 2008, 6:15 am

Jason, you gotta watch me fly this little fucker.

I just put a new gyro on the King, and it holds rock stable. I was down at the soccer field yesterday after work, flying tail in funnels with it. My new radio (Spektrum DX6i) has some very good features on it, tons of programming, and with the 2.4 gHz, there are no glitches.

Toys, well... in some people's eyes. I like to say... "Electronic Precision Flying Instruments".

I have a Micro Camera mounted under the canopy of my ES600... this thing has 600mm Blades, the main rotor span is over 4 feet in length. It's "fairly" quiet, and some of my LEA buddies want me to fly it over the crack area, and pull some electronic overwatch.

Trying to hit the S.O. up for battery sponsorship!!!

RRDTm3 · Post by **RRDTm3** » June 27th, 2008, 8:04 am

totally fucking worthless

CatFish Driver · Post by **CatFish Driver** » June 27th, 2008, 8:17 am

KW, you fly R/C helicopters from the front seat, don't you?

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » June 27th, 2008, 9:55 pm

CatFish Driver wrote:KW, you fly R/C helicopters from the front seat, don't you?

front seat? what's that?

and no, we don't have UAV control...