WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Love Poems: Womens vs Mens
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Love Poems: Womens vs Mens
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Re: Love Poems: Womens vs Mens
And how is that???Slowpoke wrote:WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
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LRSLC Class 5-87
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like peanut-butter,
WANNA SCREW?
Can't tell you how many beautiful women I got at last-call with that one!!
Violets are blue,
I like peanut-butter,
WANNA SCREW?
Can't tell you how many beautiful women I got at last-call with that one!!
"...Fuck it all and Fuckin no regrets..."
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Uh huh. Beautiful as detrmined with 240 guage beer goggles?AntonA2W wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like peanut-butter,
WANNA SCREW?
Can't tell you how many beautiful women I got at last-call with that one!!
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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Re: Love Poems: Womens vs Mens
Ranger Chiron, there is no right answer to that question for some women. They shouldn't ask questions they don't want an honest answer to.Chiron wrote:And how is that???Slowpoke wrote:WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."