Love Poems: Womens vs Mens

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Love Poems: Womens vs Mens

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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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Re: Love Poems: Womens vs Mens

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Slowpoke wrote:WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
And how is that???
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like peanut-butter,
WANNA SCREW?
Can't tell you how many beautiful women I got at last-call with that one!!
"...Fuck it all and Fuckin no regrets..."

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AntonA2W wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like peanut-butter,
WANNA SCREW?
Can't tell you how many beautiful women I got at last-call with that one!!
Uh huh. Beautiful as detrmined with 240 guage beer goggles?
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Hey man, I NEVER went to bed with an ugly woman, just woke up with a few though...... :shock:
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Re: Love Poems: Womens vs Mens

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Chiron wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
And how is that???
Ranger Chiron, there is no right answer to that question for some women. :lol: They shouldn't ask questions they don't want an honest answer to.
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