Love Poems: Womens vs Mens

[Slowpoke]

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[RTO]

Ahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaaaaaa

[Warriorwife]

[Chiron]

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

And how is that???

[AntonA2W]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like peanut-butter,
WANNA SCREW?
Can't tell you how many beautiful women I got at last-call with that one!!

[Rock Island Ranger]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like peanut-butter,
WANNA SCREW?
Can't tell you how many beautiful women I got at last-call with that one!!

Uh huh. Beautiful as detrmined with 240 guage beer goggles?

[AntonA2W]

Hey man, I NEVER went to bed with an ugly woman, just woke up with a few though......

[289sotherhalf]

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

And how is that???

Ranger Chiron, there is no right answer to that question for some women. They shouldn't ask questions they don't want an honest answer to.