pick-up habits

CGoog · Post by **CGoog** » August 9th, 2006, 3:48 pm

Hell with it, just come out and say it "Do you want to fuck?" and get it over with. If you spend so much time on one, the rest of us suffer.

Tirehouse · Post by **Tirehouse** » August 10th, 2006, 8:04 am

Just walk up to the useless skin around that pussy and ask...

"Do you suck, fuck and swallow, take it up the ass or am I just wasting my time on another Jesus freak?"

Fishboy · Post by **Fishboy** » August 10th, 2006, 9:37 am

had a Ranger buddy at LRSC
by the way that finished nicely at the Best Ranger Comp this year, who used to walk up to cracktroops and ask them "you want to dance?"
if they said no, he would reply,
"no?, WTF......... I said, you look fat in those pants!"

last.tango · Post by **last.tango** » August 16th, 2006, 10:18 am

"Time to rig up the spar tree, ready to grease the riggin'?"

"Hump it up, hand"

"Need your oil checked, ma'am?"

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » May 15th, 2007, 2:34 pm

Good thread...deserves a bump.

And OG, can you expand on this now?

You should also be aware that there are effective methods of trolling for trout in titty bars, but the rules of engagement are not the same. There, you are generally the target, and the objective is not to get your Johnson out of your pants, itâ€™s to get your wallet out.
Still, once you learn the ROE, and practice the 4 Pâ€™s, you can still come out on top. Or whichever position floats your boat.
But thatâ€™s another story.

Jason113 · Post by **Jason113** » May 15th, 2007, 6:59 pm

[quote]A really good line, when delivered properly (with sincerity and an open smile) is; â€œHi. My name is (insert name here). Do you mind if I sit down?â€

bulldogg · Post by **bulldogg** » May 15th, 2007, 8:09 pm

This is where Russian women beat others... if you try pick up lines and some suave bullshit they will walk away... however, be STRAIGHT... "You're hot. (loong pause staring into her eyes) I want you, (short pause) NOW." Then take her hand and walk to the door...

NEVER failed, 14/14 during the summer tourist season in Dalian... not one miss.

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » May 15th, 2007, 9:47 pm

I Like..

Tickle your ass with a feather???

then when the freak...and say "WTF you say?"

Your reply with... I said, Particulary Nice weahter.!

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » May 15th, 2007, 10:56 pm

For a sure-fire date, Cams told me he would drive over to Tillicum, get out of his car and yell

" FREE CHICKEN " !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » May 16th, 2007, 11:35 am

The BEST line ever..........."Wanna go for a ride on my Harley?" About five minutes at 65mph on the back of that Milwaukie vibrator and she has her tongue in your ear, talking about getting a motel room CLOSE!