i was thinking today about the men that i hang around so much, and realized that they do alot of stupid shit that they think is cool. Im sure it is not just contained to the ones i work with, for i have seen this through out my life and not realized it, until now. for instance, picking up girls with crazy lines, they might make us laugh, but we're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you! now I am under the impression that Rangers have a lot of 'game' and can get a girl without making a total ass of themselves (sometimes). Is it simply because you are Rangers, or does it go beyond that?
Lines that get you no where....
Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
What color is your shit?
I cannot believe what a complete slut you are.
Hey Bitches!!! Free Cociane!!
these are actually out there!!!
So what is it that Rangers do that is so special?
pick-up habits
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Re: pick-up habits
"Hello, I am a Ranger."armychick787 wrote: So what is it that Rangers do that is so special?
"So, do you want to fuck?"
And my personal favorite, "I have my pro-mask, where is yours?"
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My favorite story from BNCOC and the now defunct B&G Tavern on Victory Drive where the Pabst Blue Ribbon was $2.00 a pitcher...
"Hot" ( by native Columbus Ga. standards) female walks in and sits next to me and my running buddy whose name will be left out to protect him.
Nameless B.Co Ranger - "I was thinking you and I could go back to my place order a Pepperoni Pizza and Fuck?"
At this point she proceeded to slap him ( who knew they had standards in the B&G?)
Slapped B.Co Ranger - "What, you don't like Pepperoni?"
I spit beer.....
"Hot" ( by native Columbus Ga. standards) female walks in and sits next to me and my running buddy whose name will be left out to protect him.
Nameless B.Co Ranger - "I was thinking you and I could go back to my place order a Pepperoni Pizza and Fuck?"
At this point she proceeded to slap him ( who knew they had standards in the B&G?)
Slapped B.Co Ranger - "What, you don't like Pepperoni?"
I spit beer.....
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Just the other night... my wife's friend walked in on me while I was showering. We have a glass door on the walk in shower, and you can see pretty well. My hair was shampooed all to hell and back, what little I have... and I heard the door open, then a faint giggle... then slam shut agian.42L5V wrote:I think it's the extra-limber tongue that has been my asset over the years. :D :D Of course, everyone knows that an extra 2 inches come with the Tab. What they don't know is whether it's in length or girth....
At the dinner table... her friends made a comment about my 6 incher... and my wife smiled... licked her lips and said... Yeah... but I LOVE GIRTH!!!
RS 08-91
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