pick-up habits

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » August 4th, 2006, 6:43 pm

borebrush wrote:"hey, check out my tazer..." Then hit it while they are still twitchin.

Nah BB... you risk shocking yourself. The BEST is when they are bent over puking... Hit that shit from behind... when they puke... talk about CONTRACTIONS!!! OMFG!!!

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » August 4th, 2006, 7:24 pm

I wouldn't smile if I didn't know what you were talking about....

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42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » August 4th, 2006, 7:25 pm

Sorry, Yana - that should have been a quote for GSX's "puking" comment....

armychick787 · Post by **armychick787** » August 4th, 2006, 7:58 pm

I like these too...

Do you know how to use a whip?

I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?

I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that fucked you last.

Beer is the root of all evil. Give me a beer. I'm a WICKED root!

Ndog275 · Post by **Ndog275** » August 4th, 2006, 11:19 pm

armychick787 wrote:I like these too...

Do you know how to use a whip?

I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

[i]Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?[/i]
I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that fucked you last.

Beer is the root of all evil. Give me a beer. I'm a WICKED root!

Why the hell would I ask? I'm gonna sex with ya whether you're there or not...

Who got the extra 2" after hooah school? I think I got fucked

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » August 5th, 2006, 2:43 am

Yana wrote:This is one of my favorite Ranger internet pick up lines........"Are you hot?"

I like to think of it as a qualifying statement, that will benefit everyone in the long run

I do think that interesting conversations can begin with as little as a picture and a quick "nice crack" comment...

armychick787 · Post by **armychick787** » August 5th, 2006, 2:55 am

I actually used a corny line once (a bet as to wheither or not id do it...20 bucks). i went up to a guy, kind of said hi, introduced myself, then said...."so those are some nice pants, whered you get them?"...he said something..." yeah, well they look good on you, but you know (pause as i look at his crotch in an obvious manner) those woud deffinantly look better on my bedoom floor."

BIG MARE · Post by **BIG MARE** » August 5th, 2006, 3:42 am

I usually just walk up after I notice she is trying to make eye contact and say, "Hey thanks for coming out tonight."

Then in a heavy foriegn accent they ask, "You speak the english?"

I usually agree to give an english lesson after they agree to teach me how to dance.

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » August 5th, 2006, 9:47 am

Ndog275 wrote:Who got the extra 2" after hooah school? I think I got fucked

You don't remember Florida when they said to line up by height? Us short guys in the back got the extra 2, just to uphold the standards.

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » August 5th, 2006, 10:31 am

Best pick up line ever:

Does this smell like chloroform?

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » August 5th, 2006, 1:08 pm

Back in the day i had a dude from England in the squad (born there but became a us civ) that dude started talking and the women came crawing, he was diff a pus magnet..

cams · Post by **cams** » August 5th, 2006, 4:26 pm

CGoog wrote:How about whe you split up with someone and they say "Hey how about we fuck one last time and leave on a good note" Anybody ever hear that one?

Heard it? I've done it, a few times, walk out nice and slow while they're still wiping it off their face....