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armychick787 wrote:....gag...cough....gag....shhhuuurrrrpppp...(lick it for a sec, down the shaft and around the balls, look him in the eyes....get up, get dressed, walk out)
Need some more alone time.......be back in a second!
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Ranger Luna wrote:
armychick787 wrote:....gag...cough....gag....shhhuuurrrrpppp...(lick it for a sec, down the shaft and around the balls, look him in the eyes....get up, get dressed, walk out)
Need some more alone time.......be back in a second!
I am going to spend some quallity time with the HH6 tonight.


Gotta get my mask back from the sis-in-law........
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Holy shit... How can I be expected to type now.... Oh, wait now I have 11 digits to type with... :lol:
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Black 6 wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:
armychick787 wrote:....gag...cough....gag....shhhuuurrrrpppp...(lick it for a sec, down the shaft and around the balls, look him in the eyes....get up, get dressed, walk out)
Need some more alone time.......be back in a second!
I am going to spend some quallity time with the HH6 tonight.


Gotta get my mask back from the sis-in-law........
Scuba - think I can borrow your snorkel and fins for a bit?? Apparently, my sex life is tame compared to some out there...
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i didnt mean to get all you Rangers all flustered with my comment... wait a min...thats right... yes i did. :wink: If you think THATS exciting, you can only DREAM of what eles I have done/can do. :twisted:
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armychick787 wrote:i didnt mean to throw all you Rangers all flustered with my comment... wait a min...thats right... yes i did. :wink: If you think THATS exciting, you can only DREAM of what eles I have done/can do. :twisted:
Im not offering, as I am married, but there is a reason why we are the only unit on the planet(that I have heard of) that has its own 'cheerleaders'! Maybe the SEALS call their's SQUEALS?

The point is: land'navigaition' is not the only 'navigation' that we are good at. :twisted:
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Rangers... (this is not an open invitation, mearly a statement) I have only met one guy that could ever get me off by going down on me. (:: sigh:: i miss him....) maybe im just not letting the right guys go down there, but its really getting annoying.
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What the fuck?
Thats to kinky...EVEN FOR MYSELF!
armychick787 wrote:Rangers... (this is not an open invitation, mearly a statement) I have only met one guy that could ever get me off by going down on me. (:: sigh:: i miss him....) maybe im just not letting the right guys go down there, but its really getting annoying.
Maybe a homeless guy would work well? Not the drugged up ones, the ones who dig through dumpsters, I'm sure they'll eat it raw like a melon
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Rabitty... if you think thats bad...stay out of the mosh pit. and he might "eat it raw like a melon" but if he doesnt know what he's doing, then he's wasting my time.
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+1 for ArmyChick
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SkyShark wrote:
Black 6 wrote:
armychick787 wrote:Ranger 42L5V...you are absolutely right...there were stipulations added to my response, but i would say that for the most part i swallow. but like i said, i wouldn't want a guy to stop in the middle of me getting off. I also love to please a guy, so if waiting till the last moment to cram it down my throat and resist the gag reflex is what it takes, then so be it.

:shock: :shock: I LOVE THE GAGING NOISE! :twisted:
Awwww fuck. Don't give Ranger X any ideas, I am sure he has a video out there somewhere for you. :shock: :shock:
Oh no, I'm staying out of this one...
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RangerX wrote:
SkyShark wrote:
Black 6 wrote:
:shock: :shock: I LOVE THE GAGING NOISE! :twisted:
Awwww fuck. Don't give Ranger X any ideas, I am sure he has a video out there somewhere for you. :shock: :shock:
Oh no, I'm staying out of this one...
:( DOH!! Damn it!!
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