cum guzzler

armychick787 · Post by **armychick787** » August 3rd, 2006, 1:02 pm

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » August 3rd, 2006, 1:03 pm

.......naaaaa it wouldnt work on my wife

Looon · Post by **Looon** » August 3rd, 2006, 1:05 pm

rgrpuck wrote:

.......naaaaa it wouldnt work on my wife

X2.............WHATEVER IT TAKES!!!!

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 3rd, 2006, 1:07 pm

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » August 3rd, 2006, 3:24 pm

Hahahahaha!

Vee · Post by **Vee** » August 3rd, 2006, 3:43 pm

So what are you trying to say, chickie?

Spit or swallow?

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » August 3rd, 2006, 3:44 pm

Vee wrote:So what are you trying to say, chickie?

Spit or swallow?

I gotta buck says she spits

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 3rd, 2006, 3:46 pm

I gotta buck says she spits

your on

armychick787 · Post by **armychick787** » August 3rd, 2006, 4:16 pm

well Rangers... if the guys dick tastes bad, no head... If his cum tastes bad, spit...but if its not nauseatingly bad, or i just had a HUGH 'o' then ill swallow every fucking drop!

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » August 3rd, 2006, 4:22 pm

I'll put this on the list of things I never thought I hear a Soldier say!

armychick787 · Post by **armychick787** » August 3rd, 2006, 4:25 pm

Rangers...if i was a guy and i was about to nut...or, if i, as a female, was about to cum, and the other person stopped doing what they were doing, or didnt give 110% at the end, I'd be pissed! Im just trying to show some common courtesy.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » August 3rd, 2006, 4:46 pm

Scuba Wino wrote:I just fogged my mask

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » August 3rd, 2006, 4:48 pm

Scuba Wino wrote:I just fogged my mask

91W · Post by **91W** » August 3rd, 2006, 4:52 pm

armychick787 wrote:well Rangers... if the guys dick tastes bad, no head... If his cum tastes bad, spit...but if its not nauseatingly bad, or i just had a HUGH 'o' then ill swallow every fucking drop!

Where the hell were you when I was deployed