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Tater Nuts wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:What is a "Yankee?"
The plague of my AO. :wink:
True Ranger Tater Nuts but not the answer I'm looking for! :lol:
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:You got it, Smiley!

Your turn! :D
Yes Ma'am!

What is a "Yankee?"
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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RangerX wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:You got it, Smiley!

Your turn! :D
Yes Ma'am!

What is a "Yankee?"
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Correct Ranger X!
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SmileyTFJ wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:What is a "Yankee?"
The plague of my AO. :wink:
True Ranger Tater Nuts but not the answer I'm looking for! :lol:

Hey now Johnny Rebs, you fags better lay off the ole' Yankee thing, we kicked your ass's once, we'll do it again. ('cept this time, I think I'd play for your team!) :wink: :lol:
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A man offers to sell you "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With your lightning quick arithmatic you calculated that if you sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the going rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all you would be a millionaire.

What is your current financial status?
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cams wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote: The plague of my AO. :wink:
True Ranger Tater Nuts but not the answer I'm looking for! :lol:

Hey now Johnny Rebs, you fags better lay off the ole' Yankee thing, we kicked your ass's once, we'll do it again. ('cept this time, I think I'd play for your team!) :wink: :lol:
:? :? :shock:
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RangerX wrote:A man offers to sell you "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With your lightning quick arithmatic you calculated that if you sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the going rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all you would be a millionaire.

What is your current financial status?
Your already a millionaire.
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

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AbnRgr289 wrote:
RangerX wrote:A man offers to sell you "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With your lightning quick arithmatic you calculated that if you sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the going rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all you would be a millionaire.

What is your current financial status?
Your already a millionaire.
Not quite.
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RangerX wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
RangerX wrote:A man offers to sell you "Coconuts, $5 a dozen" With your lightning quick arithmatic you calculated that if you sold those same coconuts to the coconut air assault team for the going rate of $3 per dozen that in no time at all you would be a millionaire.

What is your current financial status?
Your already a millionaire.
Not quite.
A billionaire then.

After calculating the loss he'd end up a millionaire. :shock:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

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AbnRgr289 wrote:
RangerX wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote: Your already a millionaire.
Not quite.
A billionaire then.

After calculating the loss he'd end up a millionaire. :shock:
He shoots, he scores!!
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A horse travels the same distance every day.

Oddly, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles.

It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true.

Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?
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If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door.

How many moves will it take to reach the door.
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While exploring the wild highlands of Scotland, Crazy Vee was captured by hostile Kilted Heathens.

Smazze, the powerful chief of the Heathens told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die.

If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water.

If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil.

Crazy Vee found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation.

What is the one statement he could make to save himself?
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

RangerX wrote:A horse travels the same distance every day.

Oddly, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles.

It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true.

Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?
The horse is traveling in a constant circle in one direction.
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"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."
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