Shotgunning a Guiness?

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Post by Smiddy »

I'm teary eyed at the thought!!!!

I've better uses for "Author's Liffey Water"...PM me for an address overseas to send your Guinness, and shotgun something else!
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It would be like trying to shotgun a loaf of bread.

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At one time, British doctors used to reccommend a pint a day of Guinness to pregnant women.
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Bushmills is a Northern Irish whiskey and so the proper nomenclature is "Belfast car bomb".
An Irish car bomb is Guinness polluted with a shot of that cat-piss fermented south of Armagh.
As far as shot-gunning Guinness,the acceptable method is the "beer bong", a funnel and an 18" length of clear plastic hose.
This is a crew-served system of debauchery that is not for the weak or fainthearted.
And in honor of Cinqo de Mayo...a Heathen original, the "Argyle Alamo", a shot of Quervo dunked in a pint of Guinness with the salt tossed over your shoulder to blind your guardian angel and the lemon spat at the waitress.

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The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
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Does that come with pussy?

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Bell wrote:Does that come with pussy?

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It does tend to attract....but they're usually wearing badges. :roll:
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Fine. If they fuck. :twisted: :twisted:

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Kilted Heathen wrote:And in honor of Cinqo de Mayo...a Heathen original, the "Argyle Alamo", a shot of Quervo dunked in a pint of Guinness with the salt tossed over your shoulder to blind your guardian angel and the lemon spat at the waitress.

What are your questions pertaining to the information I have just put out to you?
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