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H8 Train wrote:That dude looks so pathetic.
It reminds me of the photo of Al Gore when they took his sorry ass outside the wire of whatever base he was on for a photo op.
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A good caption for that would be....

"I wonder what end the bullets come out of?"
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Spartan wrote:
H8 Train wrote:That dude looks so pathetic.
It reminds me of the photo of Al Gore when they took his sorry ass outside the wire of whatever base he was on for a photo op.

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The fucken cocksuckers. 1st they make me walk around in this GOD forsaken elephant grass with no round chambered and no magazine in my weapon. Now the motherfuckers want me to add a sling to my weapon and shoulder it. And I still have another 359 days til I rotate outta this shithole!


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Post by Thursday »

that picture just made my day.

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can you imagine him winning the election 5 years ago?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Now that was funny Thursday. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What's he wearing under his shirt to look so fat?
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Post by Parabellum »

Here is another one.

"This end will definately fit in my ass." :lol:
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Post by McD »

H8 Train wrote:Here is another one.

"This end will definately fit in my ass." :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: That is the one! :lol:
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Post by Silverback »

H8 Train wrote:Here is another one.

"This end will definately fit in my ass." :lol:
Once again...My wife didn't think this was funny???? I think she and I are from different planets.
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swagger wrote:"I'm sure glad those gypsy's showed me how to pack a ruck!"
I think this is the best. :D

What the fuck kind of ruck is that? It kind of looks like an alice frame with all his shit tied onto it with 550 cord. I'm wondering why I didn't see the pots and pans dangling from the sides of the frame and making a very invitational clatter as he humps that tied up mess around.
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