INTERNATIONAL THINKING

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » March 9th, 2005, 12:09 pm

INTERNATIONAL THINKING

AT ITS BEST!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an African, using Bill Gates's - (an American)technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans That, my friend, is Globalization

Runner · Post by **Runner** » March 9th, 2005, 10:37 pm

That's fuckin awesome.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » March 9th, 2005, 10:42 pm

All that Chiron sounds Greek to me.

Alpha21 · Post by **Alpha21** » March 13th, 2005, 9:19 pm

That's heavy.