It's time for Yosemite Sam and his adventures

[Steadfast]

It was a long hard winter for Yosemite Sam prospecting for gold in the mountains of Alaska. Around February Yosemite Sam had had enough of the loneliness and decided it was high time for him to go to town and get himself a piece of poon tang. The river was still frozen so Yosemite had to hike in his snowshoes the 50 miles to town. Exhausted from his cold trek Yosemite Sam made his way into town to the only hotel. He burst in the doors and Screamed, "I am Yosemite Sam and I am horny as hell. I need a womin and I need a womin now! The hotel had a bar on the 1st floor and Yosemite Sam sauntered over to the bar after removing his snowshoes. "Whiskey, a bottle of Whiskey for Yosemite Sam. Whar the hell are the women? I am horny as hell." The Bar Keep said, "One bottle of whiskey for Yosemite Sam, only the best for you Sir." The Bar Keep placed the whiskey bottle in front of Yosemite Sam. He watched Sam uncork the bottle with his teeth, spit out the cork and lifted his head back and began gulping the bottle. After several gulps Sam said in a eerily normal voice, "Whar are the womin?" the hotel clerk across the floor said, "Sam, the river is still frozen. The ladies haven't yet come up from down south. Sorry Sam, no girls." Sam thought for a moment then asked, "Well then, wha cha all been doing with no girls about? The hotel clerk said, "We got only old Sally (pointing to the corner in the back of the bar). Sam looks to the back and see an old skinny ugly ass bitch in a wrinkly frumpy lookin dress, sitting with her legs crossed showing bare leg. Sam says to the Hotel clerk, "how much for Sally?" "$10" came the reply from the Hotel clerk. Sam reaches deep in his pouch and removes two $5 gold pieces and hand them over to the clerk. The clerk give Sam the key to Rm 3 just above the bar. Sam goes over to Sally and takes her by the arm to the room upstairs. Sam motions to Sally to get undressed and git in bed. Sam undresses and hops in bed with Sally. In a moment Sam is in Sally. Sam says, "Dayum Sally. Sometin in your pussy is scratching my dick, wha the fuc? Sally slips out from under Sam, gets up from bed and goes to the pottie down the hallway. She returns in a few minutes, gets back under the covers. Sam remounts Sally and slips his pole in her and says, "Now that feels fucken good gal. Wha the hang did cha do?" Sally said, "I just picked the scabs and let the puss run."