Talking clock

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 18th, 2005, 9:43 am

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big
brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing in your
bedroom?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking
clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his
astonished friend. Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the
friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up
the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three
stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the
other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole, it's three o'clock in the
morning!"

Julieanne · Post by **Julieanne** » January 18th, 2005, 11:17 am

Very good...

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » January 18th, 2005, 12:02 pm

Excellent. Where can I get one of those?

Stew86 · Post by **Stew86** » January 18th, 2005, 1:04 pm

That neighbor sounds like me when I gotta wake up for PT early in the morning and these assholes nextdoor to me are playing loud ass rap music until fucking who knows what time.