Worst PMS in the World

T0000009 · Post by **T0000009** » January 12th, 2005, 2:13 pm

The winning story from our "Worst PMS in the World" contest:
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I made my husband help me clean out our garage one Sunday (a sure sign that PMS is on the horizon) and we found an old box full of his pictures from high school and college. The next day he left on a business trip. While he was gone I was having the worst PMS of my life.

I found a picture of what I thought was his college girlfriend under some papers and other stuff he had pulled out of the box. Right away I knew he was having an affair and I remembered that he hadnâ€™t said, â€œI love you,â€

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » January 12th, 2005, 2:32 pm

I'm a happily married man, and I can say with the utmost honesty that I would have definitely killed half of those bitches and buried them in the back yard.

And to think their sackless husbands "laugh about it" today. Bullshit. Dent my car, paint my TV, glue my dick to ANYTHING, just becuase you can't control your emotions and society makes blaming it on hormones acceptable, and your ass is gonna by God die.

Maybe it's because a Ranger's natural disposition is worse than most all women's PMS days.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » January 12th, 2005, 2:46 pm

My EX-wife suffers/suffered from PMS. Need I say more?

mipuke · Post by **mipuke** » January 13th, 2005, 2:14 am

Thanks, Now I remember How Glad I am that I have an EX-WIFE.

The Nightmares!!

T0000009 · Post by **T0000009** » January 13th, 2005, 11:48 pm

I'm with Creeping Death, all of those are a killin offense. Think for a moment what would happen if any guy in the world did that to a chick?

What a mess.....

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » January 14th, 2005, 1:50 am

A FEW years back, the Ol' Lady was doing a PMS thing on Saturday....I'm trying to ignore her, but she just keeps going....bitching about everything I do. Finally, I can't listen to any more shit.....I slide the back door to the den open, step out on the patio, and tell her, "Come on". She looks at me dumbfounded and says, "What?" So I tell her, "All day you've been wanting to fight, now get your ass out here and we'll get it done!!!!" She looks at me with a tear in her eye and says, "I'm being a bitch today, aren't I." NO SHIT!!!