You gotta love those Wyoming women.

[Vee]

The owner of a golf course in Wyoming was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office.
"You graduated from the University of Wyoming and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied,"Everything but my earrings."