Country words to live by
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Country words to live by
Since all you fucks think I'm some kinda Trans-Am drivin, wife-beater wearin, road-kill eatin, redneck.....I'll just go ahead and agree.
But some of our country ways ain't so bad ya know?
Country Words to Live By
Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and
bull strong.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you
climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not
yelled.
Meanness don't happen overnight.
To know how country folks are doing, look at their
barns, not their houses.
Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just
ain't helpful.
Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don't sell your only mule to buy a plow.
Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
Don't corner something meaner than you.
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar,
assuming you want to catch flies.
Man is the only critter who feels the need to label
things as flowers or weeds.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
You can't unsay a cruel thing.
Every path has some puddles.
Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy and the
pigs will love it.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
and Finally:
The Ten Commandments display was removed from the
Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good
reason for the move. You can't post Thou Shalt Not
Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, and Thou Shall
Not Lie, in a building full of lawyers and politicians
without creating a hostile work environment.
But some of our country ways ain't so bad ya know?
Country Words to Live By
Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and
bull strong.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you
climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not
yelled.
Meanness don't happen overnight.
To know how country folks are doing, look at their
barns, not their houses.
Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just
ain't helpful.
Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don't sell your only mule to buy a plow.
Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
Don't corner something meaner than you.
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar,
assuming you want to catch flies.
Man is the only critter who feels the need to label
things as flowers or weeds.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
You can't unsay a cruel thing.
Every path has some puddles.
Don't wrestle with pigs: You'll get all muddy and the
pigs will love it.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
and Finally:
The Ten Commandments display was removed from the
Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good
reason for the move. You can't post Thou Shalt Not
Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, and Thou Shall
Not Lie, in a building full of lawyers and politicians
without creating a hostile work environment.
RSD 96-99
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Well it good to have you here even if you've become a country bumpkin like the rest of us.
“You got the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, ok? You got the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya!â€
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Ain't that the truth? Thanks for posting that Ranger Vee. BTW, what's up with that avatar?The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
Angry
USA 95B 84-87, TXARNG 91B 88-89, CIV 89-present
"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word, the coward does it with a kiss, and the brave man with the sword. " -Oscar Wilde
USA 95B 84-87, TXARNG 91B 88-89, CIV 89-present
"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word, the coward does it with a kiss, and the brave man with the sword. " -Oscar Wilde
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Great stuff, Ranger Vee. Thank you for posting these!
I've been wondering that, too! I once dated a guy who looked so much like this one... scary.AngryPistols wrote: BTW, what's up with that avatar?
Reverend Mother of the Church of The Yellow River
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer
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It's that Crazed look after a man snorts Coyote Urine....see the look of contemp like he's gunna bus a cap in yo ass...Damned shame what Cotote Piss has done to this Father of two.(that he knows of) Ask Lawdog, how many times he has had to put Vee in cuffs for raping whole herds of sheep, breeding Stud Horses....it's a crime, a cryin shame, Im tellen ya.
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Now Pastor, Vee was just helping those sheep across the fence. It's the howling while he was doing it that I couldn't get used to. And he said those horses kick too hard.Abell9 wrote:It's that Crazed look after a man snorts Coyote Urine....see the look of contemp like he's gunna bus a cap in yo ass...Damned shame what Cotote Piss has done to this Father of two.(that he knows of) Ask Lawdog, how many times he has had to put Vee in cuffs for raping whole herds of sheep, breeding Stud Horses....it's a crime, a cryin shame, Im tellen ya.
“You got the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, ok? You got the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya!â€