Jackie Martling joke.

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lawdog
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Jackie Martling joke.

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Here's one I heard him tell tonight. It's nasty but funny as hell.

A guy goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "I need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter".

The pharmacist said, "Your daughter is sexually active at age 11?"

The guys said, "No, she just lies there like her mother".
“You got the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, ok? You got the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill ya!â€
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Vee
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Post by Vee »

Yer a sick fuck.


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