A LEG General died and went to Heaven.

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> > A LEG General died and went to Heaven. At the pearly gates he was met
> > by St.
> Peter. He told St. Peter right away, "If there are Special Forces
> Soldiers
> in Heaven, I don't want to go in because I hate SF."
>
> St. Peter said, "Don't worry about it because no Special Forces made it
> to
> Heaven."
>
> So the General went on into Heaven and began looking at all the wonderful
> sights, when all of a sudden he spotted something that he just couldn't
> believe. There before his eyes was a 6' 5" 275 lb. muscle-bound specimen
> of manhood
> wearing a Green Beret. Not only that, this guy had a 4 day growth of
> beard,
> scuffed up jungle boots, big, fat cigar in his mouth, an M-60 in one
> hand, a
> Claymore in the other, bandoleers of ammo across his chest and numerous
> hand-grenades hung all over him.
>
> The General called over St. Peter and said, "I thought you said there
> weren't any of them Special Forces guys in Heaven...there's one right
> over there."
>
> St. Peter looked where the General was pointing and said, "That's God,
> he's
> not Special Forces qualified, he just likes to pretend he is."