How Adam screws future man

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In the beginning God created the world with beautiful trees, delicious fruits, kind animals and sparking blue sky. But amidst all this beauty Adam was missing something. So he went to see god and told him his problem.
“But aren’t you happy here?” God asks.
“Yes, but there is something missing, I can’t describe it! I feel lonely”
“I know what you need. I’ll give you a mate, She will be the same as you are only softer, kinder, caring, faithful, give you everything you need, comfort you, is exiting and sexy but will also take good care of your children and never criticize you. However it is gonna cost you.”
“How much?” Adam replied.
“I need from you: three ribs, one collarbone, one thighbone, two toes and you left pinkie.”
Adam ponders about is for a while then asks God
“What can I get for just one rib?”